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Rate my cat Butter

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His kill count this summer.
1- baby squirrel
1-mouse
2-baby birds
1-full grown Bird
He's been trying 4 rabbit not shure if he can do it but he is trying.
Also he steals things came home with pool toy little fish from neighbors pool erea.
He likes to steal things.
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>>5558662
remember the first time u fingerblasted a girl u felt that ball in her pussy? i still dont know what that shit was lole

point being ur threads are uninspired shit and i respond in kind with ALSO SHIT but its factual and sincere so am breaking the faggot irony paradigm all u losers have been lost in
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>>5558670
If he posted a cute cade and just talked about all the thinges the cute cade stole it would be a quality thread. I think this is the closest thing to a good thread he's ever made.
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>>5558682
so why not do that
pure souls like birds and nice girls
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>>5558662
uh how do you have a cat when you drive a truck do you get home often like are they not long trips
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>>5558696
I live with a girl that works part time she cares for him+ my other 2 cats.
That's smokey+ the kitten.
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>>5558670
I remember the first time I finger blasted your mom.
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>>5558708
how retarded is your gf
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my cade can beat up ur cade

he's very territorial so when another white male cat approached my cade he utterly BTFO'd him and he never came back

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>5558753
he also left trails of blood at the front door

idk what he killed but he made a mess
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>>5558753
well I could beat up your cade no problem
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>>5558759
this is about cade vs cade not cade vs human smh

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>5558753
Bullshit my cat is bully.
I have put butter in time out or outside because he starts working over those other 2.
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>>5558759
You can't go around fighting cats!WTF!
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>>5558762
ya but im just sayin i could probably kick him so hard id break all of his ribs and rupture his liver and then when he ran off to go find a porch to die under or something i could find him and give him another good stomping or something lol

>>5558771
yes i can
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>>5558790
my cat can outrun usain bolt

no way ur ever catching up to him
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>>5558662
I like this cat best post youve made so far imo

>>5558753
>>5558790
we can resolve this peacefully
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>>5558797
but it wouldnt be scared of me until i gave it the first kick and even if it was i bet i could run a cat to exhaustion in just a few minutes they arent built for endurance famalam
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>>5558790
My cat would tear your throat out.
Then rip out your eye for a play toy.
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>>5558816
i would literally break every bone in his body
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>>5558810
My cat butter would use your face as litter box
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>>5558820
My cat would make you his bitch
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>>5558662
ACAC All Cats Are Cute :)
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>>5558810
smh then he'll just climb atop a house or something so you can't get to him unless you have a ladder

then he would probably jump off without any injuries and he would be doing it over and over again until you eventually get tired
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>>5558662
the taco kid
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>>5558830
i can climb buildings way better than a cat and if he ran up a tree with branches i couldnt reach i would just throw rocks at him cuz hed be a sitting duck. his only chance would be to run into a storm drain or something that was too small for me to get into and in that case i would just find out where he lives and poison his food.
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>>5558830
My cat good @ climbing he would go up there and pee on him.
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>>5558842
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>>5558865
i would throw rocks at him and then stomp him when he hit the ground
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okay plz don't bully my cat anymore...

he already fugged his cat gf and there's going to be babies sometime soon

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>5558875
He would pee in your eyes+blind you.
Then when you try chase him you get hit by truck boys out joyriding.
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this is a bad thread
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>>5558907
for your cat i would put up a couple wanted signs around the neighborhood and a bunch of inbred unemployed taco kids with shotguns would be out hunting him immediately
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>>5558933
My cat would let you think you were chasing him and he would lead you right to a gaggle of truck boys who would then proceed to start raping you
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>>5558916
agreed. it started out OK then it degraded into the typical taco kid bullshit.

sorry if i made it any worse by posting my cat.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5558946
This is you with your mom.
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>>5558988
nice dubs taco kid

don't bully me or my friends

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>5558994
My friends will FUCK your friends.
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>>5559003
the slavs are my friends

they have T-14 armata tanks, RPG-7s, and AK-12s they will utterly decimate your friends

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>5559015
This is my friends meeting your friend.
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>>5558662
fuck your gay stupid fucking cat killing birds what a shit cat i hope the birds kill your cat next time instead your cat is literally worse than hitler
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what do you think Taco Kid's girlfriend smells like?
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>>5559507
garbage and used diapers
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>>5558708
why are they in jail
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that fortune when 3 cute little cades depend on Taco Kid

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5560130
taco lives in a scrapyard
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>>5559032
I taught it to kill birds
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>>5560130
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its weird every day seeing two blips on the front page guess its autism
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