How would he play soccer

No words can describe the mindfugg I'm feeling right now

but probably using a titanium robot mouse he could play a bloody good round at the bookies

>>5557951
with his head muscles that are strong enough to keep his hate on

>>5557951

With his feet, a ball, his friends, his friends feet, his feet shoes, his friends feet shoes and a goal keeper, with the goalkeeper feet and the goalkeeper's feet shoes, with the goal keeper friends and the goalkeeper friends feet shoes and with the grass and with gravitational laws topkek

>>5558239
Came here to say this

>>5558239
Feet shoes

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>>5558169
This