it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

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My girlfriend had some sparklers she lit them+ allowed me do a show.
Guess who pulls up?
THEY TIED ME TO TREE AND SHOVED ROMAN CANDLE UP MY ASS+ LIT IT.
THEN TIED M~80,S 2 MY BALLS.
NEEDLESS SAY IM -1testical now.

They took turns throwing beer bottles @ me my girlfriend even taking turn.

I HATE TRUCK BOYS

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My girlfriend had some sparklers she lit them+ allowed me do a show.
Guess who pulls up?
THEY TIED ME TO TREE AND SHOVED ROMAN CANDLE UP MY ASS+ LIT IT.
THEN TIED M~80,S 2 MY BALLS.
NEEDLESS SAY IM -1testical now.

They took turns throwing beer bottles @ me my girlfriend even taking turn.

I HATE TRUCK LOLIS

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truck boys said my girl was cute when we were putting groceries in the car
they got her on a stretcher strapped her up just like paramedics then chucked her in the tray of their truck
i followed them home when i got there my girl said she didn't know me
said they'd all been fishing together that day never seen me before in her life
the truck boys laughed it up had a real hoot about it
this was last year i'm paying her debts now she left the paperwork at my house
hopefully she'll hear and come back

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what is this terrible meme

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>>5553603
I saw her last week don't count on it.

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>>5553630

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truck lolis said my girl was cute when we were putting groceries in the car
they got her on a stretcher strapped her up just like paramedics then chucked her in the tray of their truck
i followed them home when i got there my girl said she didn't know me
said they'd all been fishing together that day never seen me before in her life
the truck lolis laughed it up had a real hoot about it
this was last year i'm paying her debts now she left the paperwork at my house
hopefully she'll hear and come back

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was at the local anime convention getting lunch
mom got real ticked at me this morning so i got extra dip to celebrate
truck boys roll up and see me in the car park in my anime get up
they are ticked but i'm not happy because i know what's coming
they kicked my ass from here in to the next week plus shook up my soda and opened it over me
one peed on me while the others cheered and hollered
security guard saw and snickered then saw me looking at him and tried to look concerned plus mime a 'my hands are tied' gesture at me
truck boys can do whatever they want
even the cops have their back

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>>5553711

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was at the local anime convention getting lunch
mom got real ticked at me this morning so i got extra dip to celebrate
truck lolis roll up and see me in the car park in my anime get up
they are ticked but i'm not happy because i know what's coming
they kicked my ass from here in to the next week plus shook up my soda and opened it over me
one peed on me while the others cheered and hollered
security guard saw and snickered then saw me looking at him and tried to look concerned plus mime a 'my hands are tied' gesture at me
truck lolis can do whatever they want
even the cops have their back

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truck boys kicked my ass stole my girl

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woodstocks over

one time i push a truckboy in the face
he turn around and shot me twice
i learn important lesson that day
you got to push a truckboy twice

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yeah all that city math won't help you with truck boys
best to move house change your name and appearance then get a new job and car
make your self untraceable
thats the best defense and there's no good offense
they own the game got the cops and all gangs on their side plus every girl is loyal to them
nothing to do but hide from a truck boy
hell shove one three times if you want though it's your funeral

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>>5553851
I'm going have agree with
AFTER ALL THEY R TRUCK BOYS
THERE GIRLFRIEND'S NOT MUCH BETTER.
I HAD 1 WALK UP OFFER ME A BEER.
WHEN I reached for it she slammed it over my head.
THEN KICKED ME IN
BITCH HAD COWBOY BOOTS ON.

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truck girl came up to me at a party
it was in the hills where the sea changers live
figured she was in a gentle mood since she was alone among strangers
i was wrong
she grabbed my balls and squashed them in her hand in front of all the people
one guy tried to tell her it wasn't proper so she kicked him in the crotch
truck girls are just as bad as truck boys
maybe even worse

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look out truck boys busting through

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i am a truckboy
i go to my truck
i say hi to truckboys
do you like my truck?

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truck boys roll up on me at work
boss says it's my fault they're there i'm fired
they whip me with switches while i pack up my stuff
whip my ass in the parking lot and follow me home
i get to my house but they rush in before me and keep me locked out
one stays outside and kicks my ass for a bit
the rest come out with my girl and her stuff five minutes later
one has an armful of food and drinks from the kitchen
my girl says she's leaving with them and she wants a man with a job not a boy to take care of
says she can't love a car guy even if i didn't get fired now that she's seen the light
truck boys are the absolute worst

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Truck boy children no better they egged my house.
I came out they hammer me with beer bottles.

>>5553307
>F O R C E D M E M E

God this shit is so forced

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>>5555798
truck boy kids run amok in my house
i just let them do it
don't want the parents showing up
came over when i had a date and kicked the crap out of my girl
she's skinny so she copped it bad
at least it wasn't truck boys though

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>>5555823
Your better off that way don't want there parents.
Will only get worse.

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>>5555942
yeah they are like animals
get near their kids it's over for you
same as their women
i turned around in a line at the airport bumped into a truck boy's girl
next thing i hear an engine revving he's smashed in to the terminal and rolling up on me
i had to pay damages cops say i instigated it
truck boys and their girls at all ages are a nightmare
best to stay away

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I asked this truck girl what she was going name baby.Trying b friendly she spit on me.

>>5555810
Who are you quoting and also you need to lurk for at least a year before you post

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truck boys kicked me smack in the balls
got my gf to give them a whack
they couldn't get her to stop again
guess i had it coming
she's with the truck boys now still comes home to kick me around though

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>>5555999
Dude I hate have say this but 4get her.
She belongs them now nothing you can do.After all there truck boys.
I spotted her yesterday it's hopeless.

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>>5556020
yeah truck boys can have any girl
just sucks they took mine
i know to move on though she visits to take my money
i'd break it off otherwise

>>5556186
jokes on them, i poisoned that money with beer

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Truck boys r buying beer with your $

>>5556192
that money poison lol

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truck boys done a raid at my dads place
took the guns got the safe got all his good electronics
they smashed the toilet with a brick
cops rolled up in a paddy wagon dad rolls his eyes
end up with a 3k fine each
truck boys are a menace

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taco kid is gay

1 like = 1 dick in tk's mouth

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They were all drunk and sexually frustrated so they decided to rape your dog, but they were unable to get hard enough to penetrate him since the obesity has really taken its toll on their organs. One of them had a tub of peanut butter in the truck that he liked to eat out of with his hand but there was enough left for all of them to rub some on their dicks and stand in a circle around the dog while he licked them clean. This made them all hornier and sexually frustrated than they had been in a while, but they were still unable to achieve any erections so one of them angrily smashed a bottle of icehouse on the dogs head and then they all took turns smashing the dog with glass bottles. After that they decided they needed some food to get their sugars back up after all the exertion but they were all out of peanut butter and that was the last of their food so they decided they needed to improvise. One of them took a glass shard and stabbed the dog in the neck with it and after it bleed out they cut it into pieces so they could fit it on the grill they had in the bed of the truck. Unfortunately for them the grill was out of propane so they threw the pieces of the dog into the woods and drove to mcdonalds. Last I saw them they were deep in food comas at the mcdonalds with their eyes rolled into the back of their skulls and food wrappers scattered all over the place and drool dripping onto the tables.

>>5556219
he dont need anymore dicks the truckboys already got his mouth full

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truck boys slapped my kid at the supermarket
old man said it ain't right
they kicked his shins in plus hollered at him
kept slapping my kid and he's crying
tell him to stop giving them a reaction maybe they'll leave him alone
stupid kid won't shut up ends up getting my ass kicked outside
hopefully the truck boys might straighten up my crying kid
they took him when they left

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TRUCK BOYS KICKED MY ASS TOOK MY GIRL.NOW SHE RIDES AROUND IN TRAY OF THERE TRUCKS SHAKING HER ADD ALL DAY

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truck boys kicked my ass stole my girl now she carries their beers and is a look out for them since she wasn't hot enough to shake her ass

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>>5556572
Well they gave her hat.
That shows she is there property.

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>>5556579
it's alright i don't feel too bad
they got my sis and my cousins in daisy dukes
they don't like my taste but they like my genes
maybe one day i'll have a daughter
i don't want truck boys to take her but i hope they like her if they do

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They took my girl then drove back+ dumped this in my yard. WTF

>>5556747
idiots like this are ruining [s4s]

>>5556659
FAT NIGGER

>>5556835
It's your mom

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truck boys kicked my ass stole my girl
turmed her from a chaste christian girl to a wild and out promiscuous drug fiend
saw her asking kids for potato fries outside the local mcdonalds
she offered to strip for me if i got her a big mac
truck boys ruin everything i love

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i love the truck boys

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Truck boys kicked my ass then tied me to a tree and pants to me they took turns kicking me in the balls after a few beers they got my girlfriend to try it at first she was afraid to but then she was doing it like she was in a football game they were going hut hut hike then she would run up and kick me in the balls as hard as she could that's the last I seen of her and except when I go to the mud bogs

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truck boys roll up on me
kicked the crap out of my girl and made me watch
she screamed at me for not helping says she needs a real man
left with the truck boys
saw her at the gas stop she has a face tattoo
asked me for beer money and kicked my ass
the attendant saw it going down between us
didn't see him call the cops or anything though
everyone knows better than to mess with truck boys

why are the truck boys like this?

>>5553603
>i followed them home when i got there my girl said she didn't know me
said they'd all been fishing together that day never seen me before in her life

thats so cruel....how can a gilr be so mean?!

1 more week of truck boys

>>5557991
whats wrong with his cap

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>>5558046
>>5558054
truck boys, their kids, and the women who love them can be very callous and cruel
partially they do not understand the consequences of their actions and have trouble with empathy
but also they do genuinely enjoy making others suffer
it is a roughly 50-50 mix of ignorance and viciousness
they're truck boys
some of them are more animal than man

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>>5558054
Yes I'm going say it's over between you+ her.Nothing you can do after all there truck boys.

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>>5558092
yeah saw my girl today at the quick stop
she kicked my shins asked me for beer money
scratched my car and got in asking for a ride
i said i missed her and she didn't remember who i was
she just wanted beer money plus a ride asked the first guy she saw
truck boys really did a number on her

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Yes I hate to say this but once they go truck boy all they're going to do is take your money and you're going to end up with a set of dislocated balls

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i was driving home from the bar the other day and ended up rear ending a truck
that truck ended up being home to a bunch of truck boys
i took off as fast as i could but they were following me down every twist and turn
i eventually got home and locked my doors and fell passed out
the next morning i found a note right where my wife was sleeping when i got home and beer bottles that were smashed through my windows
i quickly called the cops and told them what happened
they showed up but to my surprise they were followed by a gang of truck boys
i dont remember anything after that and im pretty sure i dont want to

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Cops always side with truck boys one time when they beat my ass just for fun they were all drunk as Cooter Brown all I had was two beers they told the truck boys to sleep it off but took me to jail for drunk and disorderly and I was the one who got beat up the truck boys said I started it and they believe them

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went to a truck boy neighbourhood out in the sticks
had no shops a few houses couple barns
they'd built a big arena in the middle
used it for fights truck races demo derbies and stuff like that
ended up getting tied up and walked into the middle of it one night
must have been a hundred or more of them in the crowds
they roll out in there trucks and circle me throwing beer bottles
one lassos me and drags me all round the perimeter of the ring as the truck boys in the stands holler and shower me with beer bottles
i wake up in the woods out of town
no idea why i'm still alive but i'm sure glad for it
truck boys are wild man

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If you still have both of your balls you should consider yourself lucky you got out of that pretty easy they must have been in a good mood that night

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>>5558343
my girl ran off with the truck boys
came back one night
she squeezed my balls and pinched them
gave me a couple kicks too
truck boys picked her up an hour later

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>>5558376
She don't carry pocket knife does she?
B carefull dude.

truck boys

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>>5558758
well shoot man
i don't know
do you think she'd chop them off?
i know truck boys can be ruthless but she's a late bloomer
born and raised honest sweet and kind
losing your girl to truck boys is only half the battle
the aftermath is so much worse

boy when a truck boy come round boy i get in my truck and boy off

>>5559463
cracking a boy with the cold ones

>>5559508
boy, trucky boy gone done gettin got there gone truck boy ya know

I want the truck boys to be my new daddies.
I bet they'd fuck me good

>>5559538
they're the truck boys, not the truck men. i don't think they're ready for that kind of commitment yet. just give them some time.

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we jack 'em up and then we ride 'em high

>>5553307
Have you tried truck boy repellent?

>>5560081
truck boys vroom vroom

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rain hail or shine
truck boys are out on the roads
keep your family safe
stay home
never know when your time's gunna come

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>>5560869

>>5560884
Lol I hate admit it but there is lot fat ass truckers like these.All they can do is bump docks flatbed drivers r real deal.

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Truck boys hauled off my girlfriend never saw her again

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my girl got her truck licence went looking for truck boys they didn't even have to come for her she just left

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once a girl is captured by truck boys she will never be the same
even if she somehow is free from them she will lust for them till the day she dies

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>>5560930
truck boys can have any girl they want
why they always taking mine???

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>>5560959
truck boys dont need a reason to take things they want
your girl just so happens to be something they want so they take her no questions asked

>>5560919
me

MUH TRUCKS

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I don't want to hear any more complaining about truck boys taking your girl they could take your mom too if they want to they get what they want just be glad they don't take everything

>>5561086
that isnt you thats a truck

Damn, trucks.