How 2 shitpost?

>>5552401
Take my hand, and we're halfway there!

>>5552401
So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?
It's not easy. This guide will teach you "thirty sec sh*tpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second sh*tpost". "What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty sec sh*tpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty sec sh*tpost"! がんばって!

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>>5552401
be consistent
like Sad Boy

>>5552461
i want to FUG sad boy

>>5552470
you can't

>>5552474
why NO

>>5552478
because Sad Boy isn't real

The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>5552483
i wishe sad boy is real so i can fug her :(

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>>5552500
I wish those dubs were real so I could check 'em.

Oh, wait.

XD

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