THE iDOLM@STER (Xbox 360)
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Xbox:Trust me you're going to love this.What you're seeing now is my normal state.Transforms into Xbox 360.This is a Xbox 360.And this.Transforms into Xbox One.This is an Xbox 360 that has ascended past an Xbox 360,or you can just call this an Xbox One. PlayStation 4:Uh huh.Sony:Oh well,what a useless transformation,you changed your graphics so what?Xbox:Hehehe.Just wait.Halo:Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Xbox?Is that possible?Gears of War 4:He must be bluffing.What would that make him double ascended?Xbox:And thisMinecraft:What's he doing?!Xbox:Is to go even further beyond.Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bill Gates:No,stop it Xbox.If you do this now it's going to drain all the time you have left on T.V. and I say you need every second of it as it is.Xbox:Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!Halo:It's unreal.How is he generating that much power?!Microsoft:Do it dad.Gears of War 4:It's too much!Nintendo:Huh?!What going on?Microsoft's dad is putting out more energy than before.Uh.I should go now.I don't wanna get yelled at again.Xbox:Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bill Gates:No.Stop it now Xbox!Xbox:Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!Resident Evil:What is Xbox doing?!If he doesn't stop this everything is going to be destroyed.PC:Uhh!!Please somebody make it stop.Xbox:Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Transforms into Xbox One X*Sony:*Has stunned face*Aahh!!
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