Do I have to kill someone to justify my own existence on the

get through this life without killing anyone, and consider yourself golden

every person o earth should kill at least two people from their country/society/civilisation as a a safety net against imprisonment or murder by their government, law enforcement or other authorities
or if you are in debt to or endangered by an institute or organisation you should kill at least two of their members
in life you can only be killed once
even if you are resuscitated and killed again you're one guy so it only counts as one kill
if you kill at least two of your enemies before they are able to kill you then you will leave this world as the superior party regardless of the financial, technological, or social reality of the situation
you will have a the better kill death ratio

>>5549522
two sam nombors

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I wouldn't worry about it, everyone is going to be forgotten eventually anyway.

>>5549735
what a platitude

>>5549502
https://youtu.be/cTLMjHrb_w4?t=2m8s

If the link is being a baka and starts from the beginning the answer you seek is at 2:08

>>5549502
We Are Number One UNDERTALE Parody

by The-Daily-Maff, 3 hours and 33 minutes ago
Literature / Fan Fiction / Humor

Hey! We're Number SANS Hey! We're Number SANS
Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in FRISKery This is going down in FRISKstory If you wanna be a PAPYRUS Number One You have to chase a UNDERTALE on the run

Just follow my FRISK, and FRISK around FRISK careful FRISK FRISK make a sound SANS No, don't put your penis in that!

We're Number FRISK FRISK FRISK FRISK FRISK FRISK FRISK Hey! We're Number SNES

Ha ha ha Now look at this Frisk, Chara, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel, Undyne, Flowey, Asriel, Alphys, and Asgore THAT I JUST FOUND! tHROW THEM ON Him, not me! Uh, let's try something SAN

Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this
BANANA PEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha, FRISK what are you doing!?

ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We're Number One Hey! ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We're Number One ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We're Number One Hey! FRISK RFISL FRISK FRISK FRSIB KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5549814
upvote

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>>5549512
But if you get through this life without killing anyone, then you just killed yourself. Because either you set up the conditions to die by yourself, or you didn't. And if you didn't, then you set up the conditions to be killed by someone else. So by choosing not to be your own killer, then the only way to get through life is to make someone else your killer.

This reality is stupid.

>>5549886
Typical incoherent babble from a sex freak.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>5549896
Owl rly? ( O 'v'o)

It makes more sense if you're not stupid, like this reality.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5549896
>He's never killed someone and absorbed their life energy
youtube.com/watch?v=4AoOa-Fz2kw

>>5549903
Do you truly think that?

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>>5549910
I only posted that because of natural causes.

>>5549502
Short answer yes

yeah, maybe