*grabs your figs*

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>>5544443
you almost gots five 4s in a row
>>5544444

>>5544467
ya I noticed what a sad for me lol

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5544443
A-ah! Be...be careful with them!

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>>5544443
my figs are too wrinkly...

>>5544443
I wish they made panties for girls with figs; the standard egg model just doesn't fit my shape!

>>5544834
It's recommended all girls keep figs in their underwear

>>5544787
*squeeze*

>>5544443 (tfw)
those are le cutest fingers
who is that holding the figs!

>>5545966
ur mom lol

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>>5545966
that is literally me lol

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>>5544834
They're called control shorts, and they make them so that girls don't have to have an embarrassing egg related situation, for instance when they can't hold it any more, and their egg slips out when they go to pee!

https://www.hourglassangel.com/tummy-control-shorts-for-everyday-wear-by-spanx-2744/

>>5545472
n-no no!! it hurts!

>>5546034
your emotional attachment to figs is great. Were you close? I will only bruise them then

>>5545998
cut ur nails what are u , guitarist

>>5546046
I think her nails are cute.

>>5546041
ah t-thank you
i thought they were going to pop...

>>5546046
stubby fingernails look silly

>>5545998
you're a girl? wow that is amazing

>>5544443
*teleports behind you*
*pulls down your shorts and grabs you're girlfigs*
Pshhhhh nothin personnlel kiddo

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>>5546148
Put those girlfigs back where u found them

>>5545998 (off by one once again)
o- oh my
i rly love 'm lole

women are unfunny

>>5546364
i dunno they're pretty funny when they're making fun of your small bepis

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My figs is bigger

>>5546501
those are some big figs

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