it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

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My girlfriend lit some sparklers she got and was letting me put on a show.
Frekin truck boys pull up.They pantsed me+ tied me 2 tree.
They tied a m-80 to my balls+ lit it.
One my balls shot in air other size of melon.When they left they threw my testical to my girlfriend laughing they said you might want this.she put it in her purse and walked home.

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girlfriend called the truck boys
said she's sick of the broke life
she thought she wanted a law abiding man but didn't realise how unglamorous that would be
they came to pick her up
made her kick my ass to prove herself and so they'd have dirt on her just in case
it was initiation
she kicked me in the balls and jumped on my head
she used to watch family friendly tv shows and loved to eat ice cream and treats
now she spits on kids at the train station and smokes a glass pipe
i miss her every day
i give her money when i see her but she doesn't recognise me
she kicked my ass twice since thn even after i handed her the cash
i like when that happens because i pretend we're a couple again
truck boys have taken everything i love

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>>5540653
I got some bad news saw her yesterday.
Move on brother she is there property now.

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>>5540627
My girlfriend lit some sparklers she got and was letting me put on a show.
Frekin truck lolis pull up.They pantsed me+ tied me 2 tree.
They tied a m-80 to my balls+ lit it.
One my balls shot in air other size of melon.When they left they threw my testical to my girlfriend laughing they said you might want this.she put it in her purse and walked home.

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>>5540653
girlfriend called the truck lolis
said she's sick of the broke life
she thought she wanted a law abiding man but didn't realise how unglamorous that would be
they came to pick her up
made her kick my ass to prove herself and so they'd have dirt on her just in case
it was initiation
she kicked me in the balls and jumped on my head
she used to watch family friendly tv shows and loved to eat ice cream and treats
now she spits on kids at the train station and smokes a glass pipe
i miss her every day
i give her money when i see her but she doesn't recognise me
she kicked my ass twice since thn even after i handed her the cash
i like when that happens because i pretend we're a couple again
truck lolis have taken everything i love

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yeah truck boys kicked my ass in school
everyday they had me over a barrel
it's not a synecdoche they actually would kick my ass
they gave me a big boot square on the sensitive spot with their country kid steel toes
teachers saw
thought it was funny
i don't leave the house much anymore but when i do i make sure to stay away from dirt roads and country towns
i keep off the highways too
truck boys are a real and present danger

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yeah truck lolis kicked my ass in school
everyday they had me over a barrel
it's not a synecdoche they actually would kick my ass
they gave me a big boot square on the sensitive spot with their country loli steel toes
teachers saw
thought it was funny
i don't leave the house much anymore but when i do i make sure to stay away from dirt roads and country towns
i keep off the highways too
truck lolis are a real and present danger

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>>5540694

>>5540700
I know those country kid steel toes only to well.I can't even take a decent shit my ass is so bruised up.

I legit feel sad for you IRC kids, just every day the same thing.

I'm kidding *smokes weed and drinks* yeah you're just faggot NEET losers, unfunny in every form. Garbage.

>>5540800
"I legit feel sad for you IRC kids, just every day the same thing."

legit schizophrenia

"I'm kidding *smokes weed and drinks* yeah you're just faggot NEET losers, unfunny in every form. Garbage."

nothing personal kid *masturbates while moaning 'i am very cool mom says so'*

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>>5540800
We take turns fucking your mom
My day is tuesday.

>>5540819
Like I said, literally insane neet losers. You know you're unfunny shitposters and since you cannot argue you it - just spew more shit :)

>>5540822
Every morning I see your threads and I chuckle, knowing for 2 years+ now every day you've roleplayed an insufferable idiot, then I consider how realistically a human being could do this without being mentally ill and laugh even harder.

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>>5540836
We laugh when we paste your moms face shut.

>>5540836
i have never used irc in my life you sad cunt
you have schizophrenia loser you think an anonymous board are in a secret kabal that's the gayest thing i've ever heard
and you think people get really upsettti over childish insults from an anon on 4chan wow you called me a neet i'm so sad fucking moron why would anyone anywhere care what you say the fact you try this hard is making me genuinely cringe irl

>>5540867
yeah because IRCs and discords don't actually exist

>>5540857
when I'm sober I just flat out ignore you but when I'm drinking it's like a ritual to just talk shit at you and pretend you bother me
>>5540867
I'll reply but to ya but that's the best I can do. I bet you're serious too, you mentally ill gnat haha.

>URR SO WHAT IF THIS GUY ACTS MORONIC EVERY DAY FOR YEARS STRAIGHT THAT'S NOT MENTAL ILLNESS POINTING IT OUT IS

how many of you are flabby nothings on a slew of medications. the nonlogic some of you shit out benumbs me

>>5540875
ok so your reply has nothing to do with my post you're just baiting me for (you)'s
i feel the same way about you as i do about starving africans
you are a tragedy not a person
(on the 0.5% chance you're being serious and not a sad loser begging for attention by 'le epic trolling' then yeah you are mentally ill because you're clearly delusional and believe things that aren't true based on nothing; i'm not just insulting you, you are actually displaying signs of mental illness)

>>5540885
how long did your mom breastfeed you for

>>5540900
i sometimes forget you guys are like me but if i was a little kid or born long before the internet
things that seem ironic and clever to you are sincere and tryhardish to me because it really is, and when i be ironic or disingenuous you have no way of perceiving that due to your lesser ability for social complexity and nuance in communication
it's like we are from 2 whole different worlds

>>5540920
show me your tits