ITT: We compete for the title of The Shitpost King.

Ready set one two three hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut HUT

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>>5539477

ok kid

>>5539471
what'e the'e fuck'e is'e this'e i'e am'e le'e twelve'e sorrry'e

So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?
It's not easy. This guide will teach you "thirty sec sh*tpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second sh*tpost". "What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty sec sh*tpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
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Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.

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I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty sec sh*tpost"! がんばって!

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Yes, I love SHITPOSTING

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>>5539870
2/10 needs more irony

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>>5539471
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I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I cut my hair
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
'Cause I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square

I like my bands in business suits, I watch them on TV
I'm working out 'most everyday and watching what I eat
They tell me that it's good for me, but I don't even care
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square

It's not too hard to figure out
you see it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have gone the other way
You see them on the freeway
It don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to fight it
And an idea who's time has come

Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square

>>5540064
3/10 because chaika
>>5540073
4/10 but you could have made it 5/10 wih dubs

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Anonymous 06/28/17(Wed)12:29:05 No.5539471>>5539860 >>5540064 (You)

ITT: We compete for the title of The Shitpost King.

Anonymous 06/28/17(Wed)12:30:35 No.5539477>>5539484

Ready set one two three hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut HUT

Anonymous 06/28/17(Wed)12:32:49 No.5539484
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>>5539477

Anonymous 06/28/17(Wed)12:34:10 No.5539491

ok kid

Anonymous 06/28/17(Wed)14:59:30 No.5539860

>>5539471 (OP)
what'e the'e fuck'e is'e this'e i'e am'e le'e twelve'e sorrry'e


Your fortune: Bad Luck

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moshi moshi?

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that's me, im the king

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>5540154
This guy (boi) is the confirmed kong guys. Trust me, im not him samefagging and im not underaged at all haha i have a 4chan pass

>>5540154
2/10 for effort but perhaps that's too much effort

>>5540167
See, i titaly do have a pass lpok im not lying

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>>5539471
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>>5540169
Fart

>>5540168
I put down more effort in fucki g ur mom than in that post tho haha no hard feeling but i won sry if u got offemded

>>5540171
Eww

>>5540173
Fart

>>5540175
Eww

>>5540177
CHECK EM

>>5540177
Those are numbers

>>5540177
Nice dubs man

>>5540177
Sick dubs fam

>>5540177
Cool dubs bro

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ok

>>5540177
Sick digiligits manbro

I may haev autism, sorry.

>>5540115

2/10 for emoji

>>5540183
Fart
>>5540184
Fart
>>5540185
Fart
>>5540186
Fart
>>5540190
Fart
>>5540193
Fart
>>5540195
Fart
>>5540208
Fart

>>5540217
Eww

>>5540220
Fart

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*Ahem*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1854exPGBLq

Hey guys check out these sick dubs >>5540222
That thread is pretty sick too

>>5540223
Eww

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Ive heard yall want some great qualty s&hitpost
Got em

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5539471
nigger

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gen2


Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5540311
check them

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Had to

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5540466
HOL UP
*makes abhorrent post*
SO U B SAYIN
*masturbates to a trap*
THAT LIEK
*types AN HERO XDDDDD*
WE
*worships normie tier forsaken meme*
WAS DUUBZZZ
*edgy joke*
N SHIEEET?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5539471
Ehh?? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? BOING! What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch? I'll have you know I was top of my class in the Sonic Fighting Academy, you're dead kiddo. Dicke & Balle. Why do girls keep eggs in their pants? FUNPOSTING XD!!!11! BAVI > BANTI. Doge is TRIGGERED ha ha I'm only printing to be retarded! Le Mongolian cartoons XD why do you NEETs jerk off to cartoon girls? Fuck white people and Fug Drumpf haha Wew lad. I'll hav u know im obly 16 years ol and I Luke Nirvana and twenty-1 pilots not this (c)rap music Go back to /pol/ do not cuss in my thread you nigg*r f*ck f*ggot the animr is sad

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Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm an M-80, you little like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin', Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin' at you playas worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gon' sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin' out in the open
I'm doin' acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin' dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (hi, Marshall)
I have a disease, and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet
‘Cause I'm comin' up quick to strip yo' cash
Bought a ticket to yo' concert just to come and whip yo' ass
Bitch, I'm comin' out swingin', so fast it'll make yo' eyes spin
You gettin' knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The proof is in the pudding, just ask DeShaun Holton
I'll slit your motherfuckin' throat worse than Ron Goldman

So when you see me on yo' block with two Glocks
Screamin', "Fuck the world!" like 2Pac
I just don't give a fuck
Talkin' that shit behind my back
Dirty mackin', tellin' your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuck
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuck
But see me on the street and duck
‘Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
‘Cause I just don't give a fuck

i am posting a thing you don't like :^) and i truly believe you are really upset about it and i am a master troll :^) i don't understand other people have a sense of humour too and think others genuinely get mad on the internet :^) i take myself way too seriously even though i live the life of an irl loser and waste my time on 4chan :^) i think i'm really irreverent and sardonic but i'm actually a sentimental sensitive babyman dumbass :^) :^) :^) :^) this face :^) :^)

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beep beep

elo am 38 yer old man from after dubby land. i work evry day in willo wonky's sweatyshop of a candu faktory. i wish i could be blessed with dubs because when i get it, i wil be relesed from this slavery. thank u for watching my story and have a naice dey (paredon my english)

>>5540703
so random wow i'm going to call you the penguin of doom from now on you are so random lol and funny

shitposting sucks

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5540793
WOW not nice very rude what happened to people being nice on this nice board i simply dont understand why we can't all just respect each other and get along on this nice board don't you think it would be more fun that way because there would be no rudeness or arguing just fun memes but nobody even tries to be nice anymore i just dont understand???

its actually called funposting

>>5541318
fuck off you stupid faggot cuck kill yourself you stupid nigger faggot jesus fucking die already

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

JEJ

>>5541953
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*undocumented footage of the man performing the snow ritual on the dog*

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>>5541968
7/10 best post so far

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>>5539471
i want to fuck the telly monster all guys do he's the most handsome sexy boy me and the telly monster are going to double team a minor probably a ~8-10 year old girl then do each other in the butt