Introducing

>>5539370
INTRODUCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

intro Dorpety Doo

LANKSMYELE

lanky Manky limb. mowgli Hootem Hollerem swimgem from tree. gosh what yall think happent to ruse cade? wish he'd come the f•ck back and say hellow. ive yet to Crack the Rose Code, it's a real doozy. i wonder if anyone has cracked the last part of KRYPTOS i feel like it contains an answer to some arcane misterie of the ages

>>5539406
I bet he went off to college, became a man.

Introproducing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ6yQgBvuoI

>>5539393
LANKYSMELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMhMekfIyos

>>5539370
What the fuck are these dumbass monkey threads on [s4s]? It's mostly incoherent spam, but they also sometimes talk about Discord and shit, and personal e-drama between themselves.

It's like a faggy circlejerk.

>>5539438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJSUT8Inl14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KCb3IG60pU

>>5539438
It's okay, you won't see any e-drama anymore
>>5537833

>>5539478
rip lil wimsoo
may flights of angles sing thee to thy resting place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT1fA59oH7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_kb3kiO4Uo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYIVYxZOWwo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygw0Wi6DiJc

I wish I stayed in school

>>5539579
life was so simple back then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3HJgCcSUqQ

>>5539585
I was a massive failure in school who either got 0's or 100's and all I was good at was being "that kid" who ate pastels and snorted smarties then in rehab and community service made everyone laugh it's funny how charismatic a failure can be. I think the reason I'm so anal is I could steal a room no problem and people often commented on how fun I was but now I'm just a empty nothing. Sort of coincides with my other fixation of wanting to be a comedian so bad I legit cry cuz its all I ever felt I could be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpxNNalLTB4

>>5539606
but now you're 32 and as you can see, you're not a comedian. oh well. it sucks to be you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMCUtsmWmQ

>>5539370
can you make a soup with him?

>>5539660
Soda loves making soup for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK60Cwwp_EI

>>5539661
so we can have some sopa de macaco
uma delicia....

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>>5539654
my issue with their posts is i feel no inherent ill will so much as a factual statement. one you've considered yourself before maybe

-signed katz aka fat faggot with the psuedo ramblings

>>5539667
Yes do you have the macaco

>>5539676
yes he is with me :))))

>>5539693
can you give him a nice dry rub

>>5539699
dubs, nice

all this time i gotta wait for an appointment after trying to suffocate myself, wew.

>>5539736
cA;;

poinch

THE MONKEY!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>5539842
Moishkle!

I'm a winner!

When you accidentally conditioned yourself to be good at presenting arguments but not at interacting with people in any other way

it's definilicious moishle ~

I'm steaming of a bright shistmips

bodulair

>>5539933
No i'm sorry this post has been rejected

I'm bright steaming of a shistmips make way

>>5539940
bright steaming pile of SHIT!!!

>>5539942
~~~~~~~~~raoude

>>5539943
no u

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>>5539947
wow this is just like christmas

>>5539947
i can't read this

>>5539948
thxxxxxxx･:*:･ﾟ

>>5539949
testing sparkley fx :)
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.

>>5539951
go to a gay parade

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>>5539953
erm WAT?
what a silly generalization.
not every1 lives&dies by their sexual orientation
not every1 feels the need 2 celbrate it
also cood be gril u don kno!
brat

when 4tune completely MANGLES ur PERFECTLY NEAT spacing , litterly raging rite now

>>5539958
I'm sorry you just act like a deranged female

idk im so-- im so ONE FOR AESTHETICS that when they are MANGLED in the process of SUBMISSION? i blow a gasket!

>>5539963
THANG Q for replie!
spacing is much better now !!!!

>>5539967
there's plenty of space in your rectum from you-know-what

>>5539968
weinerz? y u stucc on this. 'tsboreen. change it up pls!
yall 'memba stucco ceilings aha what ever hapent 2 those

>>5539969
people had the decency to get rid of products that encouraging getting everything in your house sticcy

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>>5539973
o man ya funny.

anyway lets see, what can get the h8rs on our side. (hoyp doyp u Leavem! lol k yea na tho aha) litterly everything that has transpired in this thread has been met w/ h8red at some point. the jingy mongo, the drama, the manky•bashing... no1's got a prob'm with MAXX... so far....

>>5539979
i hate maxx too actually.
what a fluke

>>5539985
total&utter bunk. numba 1 this is the literal first replie i wooda guest i wood get. so, suspected bunk. and numba 2 its highly unlikely youve ever even heard of the series having been born after the series ended aha. so, all sines point to Fanky unless u can Extrapolate on that there thot, bud

the word fluke always confuses me, like, is he talking about the series? or the fact that he hates it? i 'member watchen a brady bunch movy with ma pairems & my dad calt it a 'fluke' cause it was like... dirty & not really in-canon with the brady bunch show. so he calling of 'fluke' but what does that even facking maaaaayn

>>5539986
>numba 1
If something can go wrong, it will.
>numba 2
you don't know me well enough to say that

>>5539989
weak defeeeeeense, still highly suspected bunk. u new here? u seem new here. or u seem like yr here for me. sparlen office hours ama aha. get it all outcha system! 'hoyp doyp y u gay im squandering this fantastic opportunity to ask if u gay again aha u gay?' laaaaame

>>5539992
my shift is over. bye bye.

hah gotem

>>5539699
yes :DDD

>>5539995
go to a gang shootout

>>5539998
"hoyp doyp Kall Salve bmramraooouge its the only way i can express my dissatisfaction with yr whole persona ! oh g•d i get left in the damn dust everytime & i dont have enough Character in my Blood to be formidable go Get SHOOT lol that'll show'em"

y'outta ya league thot u were gone.
b gone, angry young man

beware the bottled thots of angry young men
-jeff buckle

I'm a woman trapped in the man's body

>>5540005
you are black, that's what you do, kill other blacks

>>5539997
superb

>>5540006
mweheheheh its a FUN imposterizate, is it not?
tbh i got it from a utube comment, formatted like this
thot it was cayoot

>>5540008
pf oh g•d maybe i shood retire the word n•gga
it just-- it exemplifies my attitude fairly accurately so i took to using it and now its causin all sortsa misconceptions. im jewe k. only half. parta me wishes i was full but then parta me's kinda happy i aint. & no not a black israelite lmao those n•ggas deluded af

cant believe how much racosem on internet, triny be all morally superior & then u just go & be racosem like that. shood slap u !

this dude aint mad tho. seems like he's slitely fed up with my horsesh•t, mayby cause last thread was a bit of a doozy. why're u here wat do u want! i think he just likes the replie. yea-ha-ha-ha he noticed this is where he can get all de replie. well GET in line aha

>>5540021
people are racist for good reason

>>5540028
[i]tell[/i] me about it aha yea i gotchu its just an interesting contrast in this particular context

friendship battered down by useless history
unexamined failure
d•mn rip jeff

'course he woulda just been another dumbshit liberal celebrity bashin trump nowadays

what jeff what fuccking jeff who is he

>>5540035
jeff buckle of course.
tried to be edgy took a swim in wolf river harbor & never came back

lol i am tekken a lichen to this new fellow we have here
welcome to Manky ma dude :)

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>>5540040
I'm Pete.

>>5540041
AHAHAHAHA u fummie :)

>>5540042
Yeah are you a vet
I need to know, is my cat ok?

>>5540043
yea. yea almost too ok. like fucken hi-iq cat. i'd be a bit hesitant to m•sterb•te in frunna him. seems like he has the ability to "know too much", u feel me

>>5540046
glad to have a cat molester in my company

>>5540048
wh--n-- no NO thats not what im SAYEN AT ALL...
LIBAAAAL. libelous bastert

The sequal: Libelous Bastards

>>5540054
classic Manky interjection

>>5540057
no The Jango is the one with the monkeys

i mean-- i always blow up these threads but now that i am using a name i feel as if the blowing up of these threads is particularly intrusive & perhaps grating. but grating's the name of my game. sometimes not always... not sure how 2 proceed

IM the one with the Mankys binsh me-me-Meeee

>>5540076
you all need to be curbstomped

>>5540076
my manky, my boudreaux

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>>5540079
ALL ?????????????????
violence so laaa-ha-ha-hame unless u direct it towards the MANK. 'tswhat he's here for. like srsly gimmy some JUSTIFICATION for such an outrageous claim. u got nothaaang! nothaaaaaraounge! MR•MANKY•PANKY himself put together a decent paragraph detailing why im such a awful fellow. i mean THINK about that, a guy in this VERY THREAD has done a better job of pinpointing my precise damage than u can do! u are OUT-ABILITIED by the OP of this very thread! & u think u gots somethin new 2 say? maaaaaaaan, 'the f•ck outta 'ea

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>>5540096

>>5540103
windsors baaaaaac. lo profile so far lets see if he can keep it-- d-down

>>5540103
this can't be right

'fi wanted 2 see that sh•t i'd visit yr twitter feed which is admittedly entertaining every1 check it out @brucemelvin222

>>5540106
No I'm Pete.

that is PERCENTAGE tho its not like its MORE blaques by NOMBRE -- k jus so we're clear

>>5540118
i don't care
ban blacks

Prevent global warming by killing all blacks so their smelly skin doesn't pollute the air

>>5540124
WO-HAO-AOOW this seems rude @ tha moment but when i see noggos out there noggin' i feel tha same way not gna lie

>>5540126
What's your State

>>5540130
buzzed aha na ...

>>5540132
okay I'll just assume you're an inbred from alabama

>>5540135
nramraouuuuuuge
new comfirmt mayby.
comfirmt new.
feel like every1 knows by now

>>5540138
nebraska?
"I wish you were [expletive] dead"

>>5540143
cite qont pls
cite that damm qont

>>5540148
Politician glad that Scalise was shot

>>5540153
disgusting f•cking human being oh my g•d successfully trigert well done

wew he get fire xD

amazin' prime
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>>5540163
Imagine Emmsturbatin near a frog

>>5540179
DEFINITE windsor but LOPROFILE windsor & thats all i asque glad yr ok ~baccpatt~
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>>5540187
You coined that term not him

>>5540191
wh-------------------
gna hafta call bunk on a noggo
got me there 4 a sec

>>5540206
i can't look it up, you must have spelled it wrong
You think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you.

>>5540212
WOAAAAAA
sheesh well i said u GOT me for a sec cause it SEEMS fairly likely.
not dum ! u smart i pet u ! smart !!!!

>>5540212
That's a quote from Damien Tortellini's Whiplash

>>5540221
He has a bright future

windsor comfirmt! but he's changin it up & im lichen it not gna lie

>>5540240
Who? The tortellini poster?

>>5540241
aint that a damm pasta

o yea thats that GOOD-GOOD.
sexy ass chewy ass pasta DANG womaine

>>5540247
It's a Spongebob gag

>>5540248
What are you talking about.
Don't try and act like you have sex with females

>>5540250
womaine ponly cookt it WOOH got'er

>>5540250
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5540257
hah mine was bettr. nevr underestimate tha Kid
ya Boi

>>5540260
womaine ponly cookt it WOOH got'er

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next victim

>>5540262
yeah well i just hacked a psp lol

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[introduction intensifies]

>>5540263
I "hacked" my Wii

>>5540265
dumb name

>>5540267
i hacked ur mom

>>5540271
hey none of that

>>5540277
my compruter gonna explode

>>5540277
my compruter gonna explode

scramble Manky brain

im in luv w/ tha ᵐᵃᶰᵏᵐᵉᵃᵗ

>>5540283
no yours

>>5540287
give me a chicken nugget

>>5540288
no

>>5540287
keep on Dreamin '

>>5540292
bitch

I think McDonald's replaced the chicken patties in their chicken biscuits with tiny mechanically separated ones -greem shern-

you gotta tie it to the damn ceiling so gravity does the job, fool. 'member that movy where robin williams' character tries ta k•ll himselve w/ a belt in some sorta autoerotic asphyxiation attempt? creepy fore shadoe....

>>5540302
yeah bicentennial man was weird

>>5540310
h'HAAAAAA no no that's not rite . . .

>>5540310
where's your fucking name dude

>>5540316
cant ya read, mister?

>>5540316
i lost it in vietnam

>>5540319
what do you like

>>5540322
scuse me? that show, 4 1. hey arnold was dope

Favorite food
Favorite President
Favorite Show
Favorite movie
Favorite actor
Favorite actress
Favorite band
Favorite artist
Favorite song
Favorite class
Favorite child

give it all

u pist on trap imma hafta bust ya in ya lips
the black man speaking over the music is annoying as always but around 2 & a half min sh•t starts gettin FUNKY, D•MN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6oCu7owx3Q ~
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>>5540339
>funky
Find him a stage

arigato & whatnot

>>5540342
ponly some stupid reference i dont care to investigate aha

>>5540346
Ummmm no

>>5540349
malrite..................................
sry im Wary of Wainscot atm

>>5540356
>>5540330

>>5540330
>Favorite food
Prizza
>Favorite President
Pizza baby
>Favorite Show
Pizza Time
>Favorite movie
Pizza Olympics
>Favorite actor
Pizzarelli Pizzano
>Favorite actress
Pizzeretta Pizzano
>Favorite band
The Pizza Boys
>Favorite artist
Pizza Pizza
>Favorite song
I <3 Pizza
>Favorite class
Pizza class
>Favorite child
Pizza child

>>5540364
i can only answer like half of em
im not worthyyyyy
~like kevin hart says 'she wasnt readyyyy' idk i never got that bit but a coupla frens of mine fuquen love it~

>>5540371
H'HAAAAAAAAAAA now we're MANKIN' !

>>5540373
answer them all or cut off your pinky

Do you know the story of the monkeys of the shitty island?

Somewhere, far, far away, there's a shitty island. An island without a name. An island not worth giving a name. A shitty island with a shitty shape. On this shitty island grow palm trees that also have shitty shapes. And the palm trees produce coconuts that give off a shitty smell. Shitty monkeys live in the trees, and they love to eat these shitty-smelling coconuts, after which they shit the world's foulest shit. The shit falls on the ground and builds up shitty mounds, making the shitty palm trees that grow on them even shittier. It's an endless cycle.

As I sit here looking at this thread, I suddenly remembered the story of this shitty island.

>>5540371
>Pizza Olympics
thats a good 1

>>5539606
the Nike company has a great slogan that could help you, but I forget what it is. Can anyone remind me?

>>5540383
I saw you posting this several times, I think you are projecting, did you create memes for 40 years and are now just realizing how horrible that was and want to warn others by sending bitter mocking replies? but maybe I'm wrong.

>>5540391
that fortune when someone remembered what I posted

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5540417
hahaha i know you're joking but on some subconscious level i bet you really think like this and think really highly of yourself because of your self perceived internet culture prowess like a big socially oblivious autistic self important idiot with no self awareness

>>5540418
actually I read that story about the shitty island in The Windup Bird Chronicle

hashtag birds are very important

>>5540426
What was the context of it and what did it mean within that context

>>5540429
I have to go in to work now catch you later

>>5540433
h'haaaaaaa

bon quiqui

>>5540433
I will be right here waiting for you

>>5540451
we are here for us

rape this retard cunt in all her dumb fuck holes. dirtshit whorebag

>>5540452
And you are here for Yemen

>>5540458
wait who, is Soda a gril?

Seriously this monkey though just look at it. It's just always here lol

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5540462
Yalmon fishing in the Semen

>>5540467
Simply incredible
>>5540468
You can't fish in semen!!!!!!!

>>5540458
wasnt me & u kno it!!!

like WHOREBAG? who says WHOREBAG?
not me! patsy! patsraaaaough

>>5540476
you said it, now you're going to jail

>>5540476
smelbo shitbag

>>5540485
always a classic........

nothin beats an authentic pair-a gregorian pants tho...

>>5540488
what's your favorite classic

& that takes us to Two Hundert! ~calp calp CALP CALP~
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compiling a list gimmy a moment

>>5540493
oh gosh. oh gosh i'd really have to sit & scour the classics to give u a definitive answer. i like to give definitive answers. i like to be definitive. intj tendency mayby? let's see...

well the first Manky Classic to ever get Classicked was "Meme whoisiT" so we can't go neglecting that. but, meh, fairly standard. "your secret admiral" is some good-ass sh•t... most of the things ive used as supertext names i have genuinely enjoyed. (bon shuvagi, loopin ponderosa, tiny over crambus, grape oopon, hyrule savignon) snatch castle... c-level bump engaged, proudly sponsored by the seminole nation, cornish hens aren't real, looks like meeps back on the menu boise, crescent fresh, art direction by an electron-scanning microscrope, ...my really small penis, wimbledon sampler, poop chambers, slow motion chop set, the condensation packets post, pup crambins, the bellows series, coconuts and palm frongs, swoops in general, a costless interrogatory, boston vombyoq, farthing scrategically, one i dont wna repeat cause imma use it for something, the brilliant south dakota farmer's association post, quunchy quombits, roing en zomrin, the herbert "daring" dashwood swoop™ & a thousand more im forgetting

>>5540532
literally all classics

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trollface

>>5540543
quit Jankin ma Mank

MANKY acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming MANKS. Make sure to check your MANK box!

>>5540574
i check ur mom's box lol

Ah man. We feel like navel lint!
Here's your free MANK replacement for your D.O.A. unit.
No need to send the dead MANK back. Let it rest in peace.

Not much to look at, huh?
I've seen better.

>>5540637
I've seen isotropic molecular rearrangements in real-time compacted by a noose idea trapped in the morning

>>5540640
I think that gives you cancer

wares ma snare

>>5540706
there's nothing here

I brought coffee.

>>5540729
Cofefe

Well, actually it's a one-woman play, so I can't.

>>5540733
k

Yeah, I can see the decorations. Good luck in the new year.

>>5540736
'the f•ck up
>>5540732
wroooooong

What? Come on! for what?

>>5540740
'the fuck up your contributions are dogshit

What if I said Miles Davis pissed on it?

I'm sorry...

contributions IF U CAN CALL THEM THAT aha.
i was arguem w/ a fren bout the Shkrelster & i tried to settle it & he's all "fair enuf. agree to disagree about the man, if u can even call him that" & im like lmao ok bro. yes. yes i can call him that. u cant because you fell for the latest baseless populist moral panic that has you calling for his death in a court case that has nothing to do with what got you hating him in the first place. profoundly unintelligent, that fellow

How about all for you, none for me?

>>5540745
this bes be the final scene or somethin before you drink a mixture of whatever you found in the cabinet under the sink or imma be xtra peeved

>>5540748
yes yes sounds good By Byyyyyyy

Guess I'll see you in the movies.

(lich this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RU69gzQbeM makes xtra sense cause hes talchem 2 a kid aha)

k go awyyyyyyyy c uuuuuuuu
is he trying that technique where he doesnt look @ the latest posts he just posts wat he wants aha i tried that for a while but i crave the attention so i coodnt go very long without caving

That doesn't really help me.

>>5540758
k yeppppp this isnt profound or anything just so u know, grand exits dont "take" well on the chan. might as well just make the change for yourself.

dogshit kid get lost dogshit kid everything u did was dogshit & then u bruised yr neck in a halfast attempt @ leaving this world h'heh

Knight in shining armor?

>>5540763
faggot that needs 2 leave? yea SCRAM aha
i guess the tek-neek worx well in tha moment but in terms of keeping up appearances it doesnt come across unforts

You're hanging onto the past, but jazz is about the future.

>>5540769
'im repete EVER emly line b4 i jump off my Roof again & they finally put a childproof device on the front door handle so i cant get out during the day' l'mew. yall member l'mew? i really played up the cat angle, eh...

No, I'm happy for you!

>>5540773
fucked up faggot strikes again! this time he aint even tryin aint it a cryin shame na we're all just relieved

You again?

>>5540778
k byyyyyyy your shit is stupid as fuck godbyyyyyyy take caaaaare . tippa tappa typem little vengeful babyscrawl on the phone what a damn nitemare

So change the name!

>>5540784
he DID say he was gonna watch that faggy movy again, ironically i'd actually respect the kid more if he follows thru (on NEVER comen 2 manky again, not doing any self-harm which i have never endorsed in any respect)

Why don't you play something?

>>5540789
kkkkk you're garbage & i gave you a few too many painful reminders of this unfortunate reality & now you're passively lashing out got itttttt lol gotchuuuuuu 10-4 mayby next life

You think I care? Re-schedule it.

>>5540795
kkkk final little up•set gesture before u quit for a few days & then come back for a week & a half & then the damn cell tower ISPs in BrownBoysVille florida get permanent bannnnn alriiiiiiite

Excuse me, this is gluten free, right?

>>5540798
yeeeep movys garbage yr garbage nothin novel's comin outta that noggin-a yrs so u repete things that u find elsewhere no matter how dull no matter how inapplicable storie of ur post historie coloure me suprise

Mia! How did the audition go?

>>5540801
dirt in this world dirt in next world dirt in world after that. dirty bed dweller stared at a screen for the practical entirety of his crappy life got itttt this is what happens in that sitch perfecly clear

My Aunt used to live in Paris.

>>5540806
mmmm dumbass dirtbag cannot win in a battle of ideas so reverts to the safety of obsessive-compulsive comfort 'tsalmost like watchin a cat knead on a blanket 'ts how genetically dysfunctional this little underage faggot has been the whole time if we're all bein real here

Not in my experience.

>>5540810
k yr traaaaaaash maybe you can manage to not fail at everything this time round & give it a good SHOT if ya kno wat i mean u kno where to find em u kno wat to do with em just do it outside when u do it

Hey it's me.

>>5540812
dumb fucken loser got ittttttt got yrself hamert again day in day out literal piss poor example of everything you ever tried to be bruce melvin randy melvin winstonne windsor whatever stupid ass name ya wanna try & call yaself , all for naught godbyyyyyyyyyy

I feel like I've said negative stuff about it before.

>>5540815
shit for brain got itttt brain turnt to mush & so this is the grand gesture ya settled on. no story inside ya no characters to develop no journey to illustrate cause nothing ever hapent to ya & its all yr fault

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>>5540813
can I get a bashing too

Your fortune: Average Luck

He just... told you what to do.

>>5540818
brain turnt to poopy so me Repete Emly lime mweheh Repete Emly mayby if Repete Emly will find Emly in Heavem aha na its all gna go black & that will have been it for u ma dude make it snappy & fuck off outta here forever like ya promised 'ts the only thing i think u really have in u

What's the difference?

>>5540817
when time allows aha
>>5540824
Boopy Bimpo trashman lived on his bed & then he croakt & his caretakers were actually kinda relieved if they're gna end up bein honest with themselves

Anything?

>>5540826
'Emly line Mweheh Emly line im fucken gross and Hispanic and i smell like literal ass & my siblings are all fuckups and i somehow suppose im not a fuckup but really my parents just shat out three fuckups 'ts that simple'

Oh, there we go.

>>5540831
'my retard sister my fucked up grandma & my two irresponsible parents, is what i'd say if i hadda sum my life up into a sentence fragment'

That is NOT what I said!

>>5540839
dogshit in tha mornin dogshit in tha evenin dogshit in tha summatime yr taste was trash & no1 cared the end

Well, I truly believe it.

>>5540844
WOA where from? 'loochem up, is movy :) emly movy :) i obsessed over this not-particularly-attractive sellout slut from the movys because she's the quintessential beta crush awkward and attitudinal and i subconsciously desire to be bullied into submission'

Because, what if people show up?

>>5540852
'& then i slowly discovered i was dogshit at everything i tried and anything that ended up gaining traction i had re-hashed from other individuals and could never quite take credit for any single thing i actually did unless you count the aforementioned dogshit that no one remembers'

I used to play with this guy.

>>5540860
"doooorp auditions and what if and Meet for coffy and Gosling we call him Moose aha call him Moose or my OCD bout to go haywire and if i cannot satisfy my OCD we gna have some prob'ms & by we i mean me"

How are you gonna be a revolutionary if you're such a traditionalist?

>>5540864
"& could never hack it as any sort of actor or personality because i s-s-stutter when i try to speak because i f-f-f-fucked up in middle school and shut my mouth & i could never bring myself to open it cause i needed to keep up appearances and what if sum1 thinks my VOICE sound weird!? would much rather be the kid sitting in the corner at his own sorry sack of shit lunch table'

Greg's here.

>>5540868
"& so the sorry sack of shit lunch table's where i sat. & thats where i decided: MOVYS! movys. easy 2 watch, easy 2 pretend something's getting done or some progress is getting made cause ALLS i gotta do is WATCH! bes sign up for the nearest service that allows me to LOG these wasted hours & suppose myself a savant!"

Anywhere you are?

>>5540872
"MOVYS! and so movy after movy, i learned of movy, i read the dryest of the dry material that no1 else could bare to read because they had functioning right-brain creativity that i could never seem to tap into! and so if i watch THOUSENT MOVYS? im on TOPPA THE WORLD!"

I smelled of brain.

>>5540876
"b't then realize oh g•d nothing's fucking happening and my legs feel cold when i sit indian-style on a mattress all day long and oh SHIT there's consequences for abandoning meatspace for the Wonderful World of movys? say it aint so!"

Really?

>>5540879
"& for a second thot i was unique in my Luv for Movys and did not realize that lofty dreams of Tinsel Town are held by every other nobody waitress in and around the Metropolitan area except THEY all talkt during middle skewl & THEY all have friends & THEY still cant hack it but sumhow sparlen gna HOOK me up w/ JEW producer mweheh that meme'll get me far"

That's tonight.

>>5540883
"not only are my Movy Dreams effectively Dogshit but im Behind in Every Aspect of Life which will result in me preparing orders at chic-fil-a but by god are they gonna be the best chic-fil-a's youve ever had boii!"

Do you want a ride to your car?

>>5540888
I want to check those triples sweet baby

>>5540888
"i suspect a few months into employment i will finally have enough CHUTZPAH to end it all because the act of actually getting up off my ass and working for a living will have been so foreign to me that it will make me want to Terminate my Human Experience"

It'll be fun!

>>5540894
"& my first social failures, as they'll be happening pathetically late in life, will crush me & remind me of the times i was on a Forumboard and i was Crushed by the Weight of the Truth staring me in my Face and will experience Flashbacks and Panic Attacks living a reasonably active life"

Very easy to work with.

>>5540899
"but THATS OK... because... EMLY. beacuse emly! because i am so profoundly damaged behind the face that because i saw EMLYs pixelated face on my off-brand television for collective years on end, will have all been worth it, as a Brown Boy in Polk County Florida, Pining for a White lady"

Eternal Swoopnight

I'm gonna grab a drink.

>>5540907
"TO EMLY! to emly.... & zero people actually cared. but its ok because im toasting with nobody, to emly. a toast to emly, with nobody. " ~glassclancc~

won harder than i expected to win, d•mn...

erm i already tryed bashem u mr katz mane but then u hurt my ears in yr vocaroo with ur angery voice and that was extremely unpleasant :(

not BAD for a POST-A-MINUTE marathon EH? ~craccfingres~

Bacc 2 Manky.

jingy fuckin' mongo

>>5540924
expect alot more of them.

>>5540931
AHAHAHAHA mad . stay mad brownboii

>>5540933
enjoy having your threads be a living hell for as long as you keep this up.

>>5540936
oh shit this dude serious

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>>5540936
AHAHAHAHAHAHA pic rel8ed

fukt up lil brown boiiiii payin attention now brown boii? make sure your retard sister isn't slicing her head open on the fucken armchair brownboii

>>5540946
You are one classy bloke.

>>5540950
'ppreci8cha

'you imagine growing up with a fucking retard in the house? i can barely watch a news segment with one of those abominations & this guy hears it from the next room every fucken day my GOD thats sad

>>5540951
You're supposed to flip chairs over my existence, try again.

>>5540956
brownboii losing his shit lmao

Hackneyed Mankey

You know, the sad thing is, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me politely to change my posting habits, I might've said yes.

Not now I don't, shit-dick

>>5540967
bro i really think your retard sister needs help please check on her and let me know

& be sure to update us on the monthly reunion with your retard brother

& your sexy ass older sister that i Fug every nite in Gold plated Manchen

>>5540970
You got yourself into this, keep pushing it to continue.

now lemmy see how exactly mank got janked, because i did appreciate how u kept a low profile but ... surely i am not in the wrong and the pact was broken on your end... RITE? ...hmm

toot toot

>>5540974
BrownBoii lol
you were never gna stop m'man
wasnt bout to happen.
u Luuuuuuuv me manky eh? cant keep yr hands off!!!

>>5540980
Your only method at snapping me out was through writing insidious hateful posts, you're to blame for being aggressive dunce.

yeah i didnt talk sh•t @ all & u decided u were gna tappa-tappa nightmare posting on your phone lines of dialogue from a campy emly movy. u were gna do that regardless. all i did was give u credit, 'fore u started doing that.

>>5540989
i never mentiont aggression. you chose to be obnoxious & spam manky with your garbage. gosh it was such a sexy thread 'fore u started doing that, too. cant u see everything u touch turns to Dogshit?

>>5540991
too little too late

>>5540994
pyou liked my posts until you decided to go full hate

nvm dont answer i kno u cant cause yr sixteen & y'dont kno what good taste or true subtlety really is. cant help jankin the mank, shouldnt even be on this website. leave the website, Brownboii! LEAVE! holy frick im kinda pumped tho cause i kno its only a matter of time before that 4G gets range-banned. maybe i'll push it along with a few well-placed emails. 'tsa longshot, i know...

4g gets rangebanned, that's one thing. happens to everyone. but the fact that your fucking parents cant even provide you with consistent internet is simply poetry

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'sfuckin guy lmao

>>5541000
You don't know the half of it. I try to tell you about good art and you do nothing but trash it with your dimwitted childish assumptions so I avoided getting into that with you.

https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5232181/#5233254

>>5541008
you dont 'try and tell' anything. you never converse unless you're forced to in a situation like this. you never join a conversation, you interrupt with more of the same shit we've all already seen. and when you do converse, you do it in movy quotes. that's not artistic, unique, entertaining, and it's hardly ever applicable. i dont blame u tho it'd probably end up pretty lame if you did enter the fold as a thinking, feeling individual with your own thoughts & ideas.

enter the fold... that's a phrase rite? first time i used it aha hell yea

>>5541014
we've been over this. you never listen.

>>5541012
k nice literally exemplifying the problem that i was describing in the post that i submitted eleven seconds later. so you post a comment critical of the movie. i jump on board and am also critical of the movie. so this is somehow "telling" me about a movie, this screencap that describes it as a seven and a half hour nap. this is how you "tell". no. no it's not how you "tell". surely you go to "speech"., rite? i 'member those kids that went to "speech". if you dont please do. or just by god get a fucken clue man developing your communicative sensibilities on this website will only further damage u

>>5541020
'we've been over this' will never be an argument. we haven't been over this. you gave me a perfect example to dissect. d•mn yr d•mb dude

>>5541022
critical of a movie you've never ever seen.
It's a basic fucking rule, don't talk shit about works you have never experienced.

n•gga screencapped comments remember that sh•t? by g•d im glad he's limited to the phoneposting. kinda curbin the cancer, 'sbest we can. we can only pray...

>>5541028
lol
It's curbing my ability of effectively providing posts of quality, damn you're dumb dude.

>>5541026
i said it loox like its boring because 1. it does. black and white movies are dogshit boring. 2. the COMMENT in QUESTION DESCRIBED it as boring, so WHY post it? it's a natural TENDENCY to LEND CREDENCE to a viewpoint. 'tsall i was doing. said it LOOX boring, like you say that movie LOOKS so&so, when you watch a trailer or are deciding on which movie to see. it LOOKS like it's PROBABLY boring because it's dogshit black and white, and its seven and a fucking half hours long. and would probably put me to sleep.

>>5541033
literally never have you ever provided a post of any noticable improved quality given an ability to post on a computer. it would be worse than it is. worse. you're bad, more of you is worse. lole

>>5541036
>art is entertainment and nothing else

>>5541041
ahhh, i remember trying to appreciate things that sucked sacks of dogshit, too. eventually i just admitted that Coltrane was trash

>>5541039
you always start hating me when i am stuck on a phone posting stuff out of nothing but boredom, that's no coincidence.

u Jank the Mank like this again next time imma hafta pay a visit to lbg mayn! just the way it is! 'hoyp doyp don care!!!' lol great. just do that lo-profile thing like u did towards the beginning. that workt. that SHONE.

>>5541042
strawman.

>>5541045
posting stuff out of nothing but boredom oh gosh i cant imagine what else you post "out of". gee what did you post pictures of shimmer "out of". boredom? oh right yes that was boredom too. what about pol screencaps? more boredom. what about parroting a couple dozen posts from a /v/ thread? boredom. im really curious, what does a post that doesnt derive from boredom look like? nvm u cant answer.

>>5541049
Brownboii

lmao i laft
laft out loud 4real

>>5541052
the point is, my post quality drops when i phone post. i get it.

>>5541057
you are dogshit regardless is my point

>>5541058
no I'm not. you liked my posts before.

>>5541061
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ughhhh i HATE this fucken cycle man cant u politely leave i dont feel like blowen up lbg but u leave me no choice !!!!!!!!! prideful brat with nothing to show for it, what is to blame for this new phenomenon i wonder ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALgM_Dszkes&t=153

>>5541067
i know for a fact I'm not brown, retard, a failure, but you keep insisting that i am.

>>5541072
you're a touch retarded let's be real
you described OCD 2 a tee earlyer
& yr generalized autosem is blaringly apparent 2 me

idk its like 2 actual retart siblings, 1 apparently normel sibling, & then a sibling that does .... That. that comes to manky thread and does That. i mean what's more likely, really? heh

>>5541074
That's an obstacle that i hate being shoved in my face.

malrite jank the next mank if y'want but it's funny how me coming to lbg is this big threat, like me coming to where U HANG OUT is a big ol threat but u coming to where I HANG OUT is implicit. so one-sided. just getting a taste of yr own medicine is too much for u

>>5541083
i don't attack your life though.

'nt it crazy, whole big gient universe, almost incalculable in size, and in 1 small place on 1 small plamet is this Manky thread, and two sh•theads bickering about facking nothaaaaaang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slNXgpag_g

>>5541090
ok truce lol
or srsly invite me to discern

and really the attacks are just a consequence of u not respecting a boundary. my viscious nature is beside the point. u KNEW what u were getting into by GOD you COMPILED HALF MY FUCKEN POSTS like L.O.L. srsly!!!!

https://discord.gg/GxksR

>>5541099
THANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Q (like lady in the porno i explained before ill vocaroo it one day)

.....................k i feel like poopy. mrmank give me ur true feelings on me rite in this moment i can take it

maybe i cant nvm

he's so OUT lmao he was so OUT once this sh•t started lolol

>>5540439
>>5540451
So the main character was talking to his brother in law who his sister said raped this one woman and the alleged rape victim's sister was there too at a table in a restaurant and the brother-in-law said that the main character's wife had ran off with another man and he should just start divorce proceedings and never contact or even think about his wife ever again and the brother-in-law had been opposed to the marriage in the first place they never got along and the main character said that story to him

>>5541165
Noice

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k things're gna be Differnt from now on
too bad i totally Janked my sexy new namefigure

Farewell ye olde vikings