I'm going to bump this thread every time I piss
Your fortune: Average Luck
fascinating
*opens my mouth*
;)
#1
Your fortune: Bad Luck
U wouldn't have the courage
>>5537555
damn, rekt by trips
>>5537555
shy bladders are a serious problem and you shouldn't stigmatize others for something they cannot control
I abused my benis so much it permanently slants left(because I'm a righty)
>>5537975
same, but i also gave it nerve damage that way and now it's only about one third as sensitive
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5538034
l have to do constant kegals just to keep it full of blood it's so dead
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>5537412
this may help stream line the process
heh...
stream line... of piss
this is my last piss
how much money can you lend me?
>>5538271
About $3.50