leave

>>5526339
It's the mail man.

Pizza delivery. I recognise your voice from the phone call where you ordered this pepperoni pizza. You've already paid for it by card so I would slot it through the letter box but lo and behold you don't have one so I'm really at a difficult situation right now.

>>5526339
Please open the door sir. It's the fire brigade there's a fire in your kitchen we could see the flames on our ride over here. The entire neighbourhood is going to light up soon if you don't let us in.

>>5526339
It's your family. You accidentally locked us out the house again. OPEN THE DOOR SIR

>>5526339
ugh It's your great uncle Paul. If you don't open this FUCKING door RIGHT NOW I swear to heck that I will tear this FUCKING house down brick by brick

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>>5526339
it is pete

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>>5527006
if i see that fucking cat one more time

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>>5526966
Sir, my name is officer Pat. We've received calls from the neighbours reporting unchecked dubs in your house. Please open the door - we don't want to hurt anyone, but if there are dubs in there we WILL check them, and we WILL break this door down to do so. Sir?

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>>5527010
if i see that fucking kat one more time

ride ina BENIS :DDDDD :DDDDD

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>>5526339
surprise

it's ses

>>5526339
Henlo gremblo

>>5526339
I'm a burglar and I'm here to steal all your valuables. Please open the door.