How can I learn to talk like you guys? Teach me the s4s language

>>5513105
Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum mufuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

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>>5513105
The probbbbbbbbblemmm is, Denny, that you prob-uh-blee aren't seeing alrl the poss. If- you are just vieuing [s4s] through the /s4s/ buard, you do not see arll the green poss, all the poss with the lettt-ers in thehr ah dees, or ini thin nummerr less. To-get-her, those make up may be a-but... 40... seven tee persen of [s4s], depennting oun the de. So.. conveazatin will appear dis join--ed and spassic, becuse you will NAWT be gett-inn the pikchur

Ah acsuuu lee juss fleepped ovar ta ta /s4s/ inteface JUSS to make this poss, and it's prreeetttee funny how unintelissible [s4s] iss laik this.

>>5513137
Third best movie up to date

>>5513105
youll pick up on they way of speaking s4s in due time fren. just be patient and it will come to you

>>5513105
You just start all threads with "The [adjective (optional)] [noun]" and add an E to the end of every worde, and make sure to talk about your fortune and GETs.

That's like 90% of s4s right there

>>5513105
do NOT use capital letter or other stupid worde things

>>5513105
Click the post number of a post you want to reply to, type "Nya!" and hit the "Post" button.

daddy's little fidget spinner when daddy feels horny he lifts me up and puts me on his huge dick and I spin and spin whirrrrrr I get so dizzy but daddy keeps spinning me untill I squirt leaving me all wet and his cummies are all inside me god I'm such a spinny dizzy little slut for daddy!

>>5513522
Nya!

>>5513522
Nya!

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>>5513112
Nya!

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>>5514095
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>>5513105

Nya!

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>>5514161
Nya!

>>5513105
haha fagger

>>5513137
tis true. This got me when iwas a newfig to [s4s]

Also mashed botatos

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5513105
thats good
>>5513112
wrong
>>5513137
me too
>>5513158
ok thanks
>>5513162
apologize
>>5513421
thats true
>>5513445
agreed dude
>>5513522
not gonna read that lol
>>5513523
delete this
>>5513525
nice
>>5513540
thats rly epic
>>5514095
exactly
>>5514161
yes
>>5514968
proof?
>>5514971
thanks brb
>>5514974
nice to see someone using my OC :^)
>>5514977
good double

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5513137
by the way how is your sex life?

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>>5513105
Every
Post
Is
Chaika

hi i'm a newfag

>>5515076
oh hi mark

>>5515084
i'm lost in this beatiful world

>>5515084
i'm lost in this beatiful world
help me pls

>>5514979
Why not? I provided helpful instructions. i also thought we were namefig friends...

>>5513105
Dude, read the faq, that's why it's is there.

>>5515951
Is there [s4s] faq? No.

>>5513105
just sticke an e at the end of some wordes and say pel for le ebin lel lels xdd

switch a with i to make sentence like only oldfigs remember

>>5516580
we have a secrit wiki but you have to look for it yourself
HAHA NOBODY TELL HIM HOW TO GOOGLE IT K?

>>5513137
UR TEARINGN ME APART MEME MANE

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>>5513105
read the sticky :^)

>>5516666
U GOT QUADS!

>>5513105
1.) Sit down to cumput
2.) Press powerfull button to make comput star
3.) Move cruser round to get seser4
4.) Uses keybroads to push letter
5.) As eases it work

>>5513522
>>5514977
>>5516677
wonderful digitals
>>5516666
magnificental repeated numerals

>>5513105
konaichiwa is a cute anime

>>5516787
lol kawaii

>>5516804
very sugoii >///<

>>5516907
i love it when you say that