>Be me >Be a 17 year old faggot working at a shitty McDonalds.

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>Be me
>Be a 17 year old faggot working at a shitty McDonalds.
>Have parents who think your a pothead (and they're right)
>One day forget to hide your pot (I know, I used to be an idiot)
>Have parents find the pot
>Get home from school and in half an hour have to go to work
>Have parents greeting me at the door
>"Anon, we have a few questions"
>Be confused
>Parents bring out pot
>"Anon what is this"
>Realize that your parents don't love you
>I say "I don't know"
>"Anon, don't play dumb"
>I say "I'm not"
>Have parents glare at you
>Respond with "I have to go to work" I know that's the worst response ever, but I had no idea what else to say
>I walk out, and walk to work like normal
>Work is over, and I know I'm fucked
>I walk home
>although I was thinking about what I could say while walking there and home, but I unfortunately can't think of something to say, other than be honest
>Get home
>Have parents glare at me
>"Anon, let us continue our conversation."
>I say "okay"
>"Now, Anon, are you going to be honest?"
>I say "Yes" because I'm not completely brain-dead
>"Anon, is this marijuana"
>I choke
>I respond "yes"
>My parents obviously want to kill me in the most painful way possible
>They tell me "You realize we have to confiscate this"
>I try to stay calm
>I respond "okay"
>"Anon, we'll also have to ground you"
>I'm fine with it
>One week later I buy more weed, without them noticing