oh no someone help, i THINK i got some neurological fuckhead disease from getting injected by a mosquito which some call "west coast river disease" and how do i cure? For REAL
Fucked
>>5510215
what do i need to do tho
Probably do some kind of opiate in extreme doses until you neurofuck yourself into a vegetable
>>5510220
so close to dubs buddy
bump
I think I might be a neuronigger too.. I sat on a beehive in Uganda and have been having seizures ever since.. I need help too please
>>5510208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTri2bqfYn8
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>>5510224
you're not funny
>>5510222
>>5510229
everyone above this reply in this thread is an unfunny tryhard tbqh
you guys completely miss the point of shitposting and think it's your chance to show how unique and silly you are
very unhip and babyish stuff
real ironic and irreverent people would hate you guys
I see I see, in order to better serve your situation, I will require more information, Where were you bitten? How long was the mosquito biting you for? As we in the field know, west coast river disease only rarely causes a neurological fuckhead thing.. Usually symptoms pass with in 2 to five business days depending on your immune system. That being said, how long have you felt like this? There's a very good chance you very well may be retarded. If that's the cast, there is no cause for alarm, as being retarded is perfectly normal.
I think you guys are missing the point. The OP really needs help.
>>5510276
Perhaps take this to a thread who could provide some solid answers. As it is obvious the vainglorious, self-elected kings of ironic comedy feel this thread is not worthy to be here.
>>5510285
Where would this belong then good friend
>>5510289
Wherever secure, educated individuals exchange information on 4chan.. Science maybe?
>>5510294
worth a shot. thank you friend
>>5510300
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>>5510208
You always have to be prepared!!!! -The Great El Kumquatay