>wake up after getting hit on the head really really really

>>5504664
>what do?
hang a nigger

>>5504664
id be like "geez who in the heck hit me on the head and put a picture of chinese girls playing golf over my eyes"

>>5504664
why did I turn into a really really short girl

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>>5504664

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>>5504664
I'd do this, gif related.
Then talk to the anime girlies.

>>5504693
you're on the floor laying down but awake

>>5504768
on the floor? thats outside

>>5504664
ask if they want to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>5504785
What if they both say yes???

>>5504778
tennis court, baby

>>5504791
thats not a floor lol

Stop being so lewd, [s5s]! >___<

>>5504664
Hiky fug how did I get outside?
I was sleep!

Penis is completely hard and fully ridgid

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>waking up after getting hit on the head really really really really really hard