*warning*

>>5501612
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid

>>5501612
/v/ is gay lole

I will evade them

>>5501612
the joke is she is actually a he and the penis is not feminine not at all

>>5501692
none of that is funny though

>>5501692
jokes don't have to be funny in the post ironic age

>>5501704
srry this >>5501710 reply is for you and maybe for this >>5493530 guy

>>5501710
but if a joke isn't funny then it isn't a joke it's just a statement

.. A lot of girls can't stand me, They don't really understand me. These Asian women would be no different

I am a fast runner

Jokes on you, it's Usain Bolt in disguise

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European guy that is in Japan

They actually do fucking pursue you, you have had no idea what the FUCK i have had to dealt with because the jap girls in my class are tearing themselves apart hoping to get a fashionable, high class white boyfriend

>Hruf durf just create a harem
Does not work like that irl

>>5502314
WAYQ

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5501612
Like Asian Women?

These (((women))) DESPERATELY want a boyfriend!