How do we fix this irredeemable piece of excrement?

make it so you have to register an account, but just for this board

>>5497476
Buy 4chan account
M00t get money
Nobody happy

>>5497499
I already did and we already have a 4chan Gold Board and it totally sucks

ban anime

>>5497501
Gold Board... is it worth it? I'm wildly guessing you all end up in the everyday boards with the rest of the plebe, just like the VIP in parties

>>5497542
>>>/vip/ take a look

>>5497551

Thanks. Pretty much /b/ with a people filter. There was even a thread with a VIP complaining. Funny

fix
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verb
verb: fix; 3rd person present: fixes; past tense: fixed; past participle: fixed; gerund or present participle: fixing
1.
fasten (something) securely in a particular place or position.
"fix the clamp on a rail"
synonyms: fasten, attach, affix, secure; More
lodge or implant (an idea, image, or memory) firmly in a person's mind.
"he turned back to fix the scene in his mind"
2.
direct one's eyes, attention, or mind steadily or unwaveringly toward.
"I fixed my attention on the tower"
(of a person's eyes, attention, or mind) be directed steadily or unwaveringly toward.
"her gaze fixed on Jess"
synonyms: focus, direct, level, point, train
"his eyes were fixed on the ground"
attract and hold (a person's attention or gaze).
"their taut relationship fixes your attention"
look at someone unwaveringly.
"she fixed her nephew with an unwavering stare"
3.
mend; repair.
"you should fix that shelf"
synonyms: repair, mend, put right, put to rights, get working, restore (to working order); More
do the necessary work to improve or adapt something.
"we want to fix up the house before we sell it"
make arrangements for (something); organize.
"he's sent her on ahead to fix things up"
synonyms: provide, supply, furnish
"we need to get Dolly fixed up with a job"
NORTH AMERICANinformal
restore order or tidiness to (something, especially one's hair, clothes, or makeup).
"Laura was fixing her hair"
synonyms: arrange, put in order, adjust; More

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>>5497499
>>5497588
dubs nice

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5497475
Oh look another newfig coming to [s4s] to complain about this board for no reason. Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?

Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this board on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique [s4s] content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?

Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.

The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig

>>5497652
came here to literally post exactly this

>>5497475
by posting in this thread
>>5497705

>>5497652
>TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig
Not nice >:F

>>5497726
adapt or die

>>5497726
It's censored, if it was rude... oh boy I wouldn't want to see what's behind that asterisk...

>>5497652
Hey guys, lifelong [s4s] poster here and, as much as I love to funpost, I'm going to take off my [s4s] hat here for a second and get serious.

This post is awful. Terrible. There is nothing original or funny about it. It required no originality or wit on part of the poster. It inspires to be intentionally ironic, but it fails in the attempt and comes off only as genuinely bad. It's crude, offensive, and reflects the ignorance and uninformed worldview of the poster. In fact, in my many, many years on [s4s], it may be the worst post I've EVER seen.

I cannot support this quality of work. If I continue seeing posts of this quality I may reconsider my position as a full-time [s4s] poster and take my talents elsewhere (btw, I'm not going to say which, but I have created MANY popular memes that get posted to [s4s] EVERY DAY. Oh, did I mention I'm a personal friend of swaglord???). So please, please OP, just stop. Take your low talent funposts somewhere else, like /b/ or /trash/. But don't continue posting here, or I WILL leave. PERMANENTLY.

>>5497652
hahaha i know you're joking but on some subconscious level i bet you really think like this and think really highly of yourself because of your self perceived internet culture prowess like a big socially oblivious autistic self important idiot with no self awareness

>>5497732
I hope that guy did leave

>>5497751
he's gone I checked

>>5497768
good

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>>5497728
How about you adapt to me rude boy

>>5497652
>Oh look another newfig coming to [s4s] to complain about this board for no reason. Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?
>Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this board on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique [s4s] content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?
>Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.
>The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

>TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig

>>5497861
this picture is literally me