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new copypasta who dis Anonymous 2017-06-11 12:52:05 Post No. 5485391 [Report]

[s4s], I have kept it a secret for as long as you can possibly imagine, but I have decided to come clean and get it off my chest. I do not sexually identify as a male (male), nor a male (female). I sexually identify as your board-tan. I sexually identify as Keksandra.
For decades, I felt like I was born in the wrong body. I looked for answers, but I was never able to find my true identity. Later, I came to admit that I was transgender, but I continued to keep it secret. That all changed years ago, when I stumbled upon the new concept of a dank meme. On that day, doubts about my identity were put on hold, but they arose anew when I stumbled on your board. There was a thread, and the picture posted by OP was of this bubbly, carefree girl. I researched who she was and found out that she was the [s4s] board-tan. The more I delved into the world of Keksandra, the more her personality and traits aligned exactly with mine. I refused to believe that I could identify as a mascot of dank memes, but as time passed, I could no longer deny the truth. I am Keksandra, born in a man's (male) body.
I wholeheartedly adore every little aspect of Keksandra. Her carefree, go-with-the-flow attitude, her undying and naive smile, her beautiful brown hair topped with the recognizable cap of dankness, her utterly adorable dress with irony printed on the front, her ability to connect with everybody and anybody. I strive to finally right the wrong that is my body. I will take hormone-blockers, I will go through plastic surgery, I will find infographs on the perfect trap body, I will go through gender-reassignment surgery, and I will find the perfect Keksandra outfit. By 2020, I want to become who I was truly destined to be: Keksandra, the queen of dank memes, the princess of irony, the world's unrealized goddess of eternity. I am destined to live out the rest of my life in peace, all thanks to you.
Thank you, [s4s].
Thank you for helping me find my way.