Can someone explain to me the point of this board. I look at

>>5482126
Read the sticky

>>5482126
but anon who might you be quoting :(

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>>5482126
hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me hey that's pretty wide but how can I sit and my mustache with all those screens flowing from my mustache hey tha

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>>5482126
use these insurctions

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>>5482168
*bliss*

>>5482168
Just thinking back to my mustache today, I was cool
Wide mustache, onion and egg, all mized up and then I put it around smoked salmon and groomed it
I know, you don't need to groom wide mustache, but every told me I let it be too wide though,
I think I've found my new favourite grooming guide

>>5482126
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>5482126
In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:

If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.

Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
"Every man for himself"
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of INFRARED

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>>5482126
but who are you quoting?

>>5482126
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nice one bro i have never seen this before lol
where did you find it?

>>5482126
*Sigh*

It comes as no shock to me to see that your piddling little "board" is doing worse than ever. [s4s]'s rapid decline into becoming /b/ appears to be near an end. There is absolutely no OC left, and the spark of wonder that once permeated this board is all but gone. There are no more intelligent discussions, no more exchanging of ideas... all that can be seen now is the heavy influence of an unending winter. [s4s], I used to believe in you. I used to think that you were the last, best hope for humanity. Now, I see that humanity has no hope. The human race is done, and you are all responsible. You had a chance to do something great here, and you blew it. It's all over. I'm leaving this board and never coming back. Weep for me when the Steam begging threads overtake your front page.

>>5482126
All I can say to everybody involved with this board is "What the fuck are you thinking?". I've seen better inside jokes in a pre-school Hanukkah pageant. I've seen better posting from corpses. And I am never gonna recover from the sight of all this flabby, cottage cheese anime flesh. Now, there are a lot of boards acting retarded from time to time for shits and giggles. But the keyword here is ACTING. After seeing couple of threads here there's no doubt in my mind that most of you are deeply idiotic and this board was just an excuse for them to express their idiocy without being called on it. I hope you'll all be very happy together.

>>5482126
Please allowe me to explaine.

Throughout its life [s4s] lived and loved with no diversity. There were attackes, and many wars took place here, but at the core of this being, the [s4s]quatch, there is a diverse intention behind each moment of change, and we stick together, because we can count on each other.

What you are experiencing is phenomena I'd like to term ]s4s[. The holy brackets, seen here inverted, are facing outward. These represent the gates to [s4s], which are always open. And to those who enter, we hope you have a wonderful time.

[s4s] represents a culture; a way of posting and caring about posts as well as their posters. A religion. A lifestyle. This will never change. In fact, this culture is the definitive doctrine behind all [s4s] activity.

When ]s4s[ comes to play, don't get mad or judge them. Just take they're posts in stride, and check their dubs, and always check your privilege. Become the change you want to see in the board by learning and continuing the culture. If you want more magazines, make one! Make 2! Join hands with your sisters and brothers, and close the door behind you.

Because in [s4s], the moment the door closes, is where magic and imagination create the fires that will lead the world through the insanity of our times.

We love you, because we once were you. And the choice will always be there if you change your mind. But as soon as you close that door,

you will have finally made it home :^)

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its a pedophilia board
all our threads are actually links to child porn, but you can only see the links with the secret plugin

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>>5482126
I initially thought this board served as a deterent from sh*t posting on other boards.

[s4s] is whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable :^)

>>5482597
haha im gonna jerk off to that

>>5482588
>88
whoa nice job

>>5482126
what's a sticky?

>>5484045
thanks