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Dearest Father, could you please buy me a pretty little pony?
I suppose that dirty, poor farmers often buy ponies for their little girls, so I see no reason why MY daughter should not have one.
Oh father, it is perfect! I shall love it forever!
Only the finest that money can purchase for my little girl.
Dearest father, could you please buy me a pretty little pony?
I can indeed my daughter, but it shall have to be the shittiest pony that money can purchase.
Oh father, what a stalwart stallion! I shall love it forever!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Oh father, the horse is defecating everywhere! Oh, awful, naughty horse!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApppppppppppppppppp
Be sure to inhale the pungent aroma, my dear.
The poop filled the entire house and suffocated them all.
Moral of the story : do not bring shitty animals into the house.
>>5479624
o no
BRAVO NOLAN