[s4s] tell me a bed time story

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>>5478723
don't u have a MOM for that?

Ones upon an time an dumb animeposter was sleeping when some big mean bullies came in through his window and pantsed him and made fun of his little weiner and put some frozen bb carrots in his butte. The end :)

Once upon a time there was a man whose only friends in the world were the people that lived in a magical glowing box. He talked to them every day by writing them letters. Sometimes the letters were funny, sometimes the letters were sad. The people in the glowing box loved reading them and replying back, also in the form of magical letters.

One day, though, the people in the box stopped receiving letters from the man. As time passed, they grew worried. They wondered if something had happened to the man. They wrote him many letters, but no response ever came. They grew sad and despondent, not knowing what ever became of the man.

The end. Good night sweetheart

Oh, just kidding. One day the man came back and sent them a funny picture. All the people in the box rejoiced and asked him where he had been. The man replied that he had gone on vacation to a far-off land that produced many glowing boxes full of many people.

The people of the box were amazed by this, and asked if there was a way for them to communicate with the people of the other boxes.

The man said, "But... you ARE the people in the other boxes."

The people of the box were astounded to hear this. They asked the man if perhaps he inhabited his own box.

"In a manner of speaking," he replied. "Now check out this cowe." In fact, however, the image he sent was that of a pige. Many laughs were had amongst the people of the box, and they quickly forgot all about the questions they had asked. And so much merriment was had, letters were exchanged, and the men and his friends within the boxes lived happily ever after. Good night darling, sleep well

>>5478723
Once upon a time niggas died of starvation

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>>5478730
anon i dont have a mom

>>5478769
oh...

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>>5478769
oh...

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>>5478774
>>5478781

>>5478791
>puush filename
please stop samefagging everywhere

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>>5478769
Uh-oh, the lights went out.

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>>5478862
The power just came back on, little Anime. Now go to sleep.

>>5478862
*unzips dick*
*starts fapping*
Shh... Go to bed, girlie...

>>5478866
*punches anime*

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>>5478869
>>5478870
*fshwing*
Scoundrels, away with ye!

>>5478866
Anime, don't look now, but there's something behind you.

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>>5478823
what's wrong with puush

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>>5479410
spooke

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>>5479413

>>5479419
wow man spoiler that shit