Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Who's Earl?
>>5477616
the tea guy
K
Tea. Black. Cold.
pan
nice and hot
Picard, Jean-Luc.
>>5477616
i heard this guy was just elected to president of the UK? is this true?
>>5477947
Hot.
WORLD
>>5477616
dude if you do this for forty years and someone actually notices your forced meme it will be like you're getting all the love mommy and daddy never gave you
keep it up and try super hard and be thirsty i really want to see you sweating even more than you are now
you're going to be the worlds most sexually active billionaire by the end of the year at this rate
keep forcing that meme dude it's just really worth while and purposeful so get it done ok
Coffee. Black.
>>5479130
fuck off casual
>>5479769
hahaha i know you're joking but on some subconscious level i bet you really think like this and think really highly of yourself because of your self perceived internet culture prowess like a big socially oblivious autistic self important idiot with no self awareness
>>5479820
you sound like a idiot. colored. do you honestly think anyone gives two shits what you think about (OP)? they don't.
>>5479993
are you doing the umad meme?
if not you're actually retarded no irony 100 out of character
also if you are joking it's just pointless garbage why even bother replying?
if it had of been more obvious you were joking i would've literally ignored you
i know things like sarcasm and tone aren't conveyed through text so miscommunications are constant on here but come on
there's no way anyone with an iq of more than 30 can read my posts and unironically misinterpret them as me being triggered
just call me autistic for doing the verbose shitpost style don't do this gay shit it's just sad
>>5479611
>11
>dubs
How do you expect the computer to know what temperature to make it if you don't say it? Kate, if you're going to make it as a starship captain you'll have to learn to think ahead. With that kind of attitude, within a few hours you'll fall into a subspace anomaly and wind up in Borg space or something.
>>5480075
mansplaining...the computer uses the ideal brewing temperature (determined scientifically) when you do not specify. Of course, you would never consider that because you a such a pointless romantic about these things. You probably think there are valid personal opinions that differ from the scientific consensus don't you?
>>5480082
You're wrong, the computer default assumes all tea and refreshments in general are served cold. This is because in the future they stopped serving hot drinks until they reslolved vlobal warming. Also hot is an acronym meaning "hand over tea" otherwise the computer would drink itself
>>5480096
how can something drink itself?
>>5480055
dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiiPnHic5WI
>>5480101
>101
schools in
>>5480277
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>5477616
Right here.
>>5477616
Pussy. Boy's. ~11
>>5480759
Thanks number one.
>>5480767
*jet sounds*
>>5481009
mckellen, ian, hot
Tea. Black. Cold.
>>5480759
i want tea