shit post thread give me all you got

"no"

One time I drank a bottle of christmas sauce and it ruined my entire life, ask me all about it

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>>5474643
I like u

>>547464
how just how

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>>5474647
Are we talking home made or store bought here
asking for a friend

>>5474763
Home made, from the mountains of Appallachia, tell your friend it tasted like marigold wine

I WANT TO FUCK AN CARTOON! HAHAHAHA

>>5474647
what the fr*ick is christmas sauce?

>>5474787
the sauce for spreading on or dipping christmas in

wanna sniffe le girle butte

>>5474793
That's wrong.

>>5474808
it's the wrong sauce for spreading on or dipping christmas in

>>5474810
It's not actually a sauce that's just the word that the mountainfolk use but you do in fact drink it

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>>5474774
Nothing but the best out of Appalachian mtns I'm snuggled up between them and the Blue Ridge mtns and if you got the sauce for the sauce it can be a blessing or a curse . I always favored dandelion wine myself or blackberry. Let's hear your tale of Appalachia sauce then

>>5474833
HE

>>5475020
HAS

>>5475020
>>5475039
>>5474991

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Shet poast

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>shitpost thread

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>That kid that will only respond to the name "xXDemon|0o_o0|Slayer1997Xx"

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Niggers

>>5474643
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*blocks your path

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U CANT SEEEE MY SECRET MEME!!!!!

>>5474643
Why do

>>5475820
jokes on you IDIOT, I'm using 4CHAN PLUS

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>>5475877
I also use [s4s] user scripts. That way I knew you had gotten dubs in your post.
:checkem:

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