I wish I had a clown college GF

tfw no clown grrrlfren

also tfw no dubblos

>have clown gf
>ready to bone one night
>pulled out my magnum condom for my magnum dong
>"let me help you put that on, anon" *honk*
>getting rock hard just by looking at her put it in her mouth
>start blowing that condom like a Nintendo cartridge
>suddenly she makes a balloon animal and tights it up with her tongue
>came buckets just by looking at her blowing skills

You're missing out anon

>>5473771
dude if you do this for forty years and someone actually notices your forced meme it will be like you're getting all the love mommy and daddy never gave you
keep it up and try super hard and be thirsty i really want to see you sweating even more than you are now
you're going to be the worlds most sexually active billionaire by the end of the year at this rate
keep forcing that meme dude it's just really worth while and purposeful so get it done ok

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>>5473824
nice
nice
you're funny
I like you

>>5473771
there are no studies that show that clowns are real

>>5473824
whom are you quoting?

>>5473909
[s4s] gf is best gf
>>5473877
great dubs

>>5473909
thats more lig yuji sakai gf tbh....

do clown college grils have big feet?