advice bear is here

>>5462765
abanti

when i pee it fart's. am i pregnant

>>5462775
you need more calcium in your diet

my crotch smells really really strong when i get sweaty

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>>5462765
I have this weird thing going on where my anus falls out due to excessive play. I stuffed it back in and as of last week it's only fallen out 3 times. Do you think I should go to the doctor or continue to stuff it back in when it falls out?

>>5462790
use baby powder on your crotch
>>5462829
use a buttplug for now lol

>>5462765
big and smat

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>>5462765
i failed life what do

If only there was a way to succeed life and get the human gfs and anime gfs and keep the gfs from fighting eachother even if its kawaii when they're angry

>>5462765
A girl likes me but I don't like her, she's yucky.
What do oh great advice bear??!

if only.............

>>5462930
start small and build up, find meaning in life, go on a life journey if you must! leave your bubble and explore.
>>5462938
If you are certain she likes you and she ends up confessing to you, tell her you are already in a relationship (with god), never do something silly like tell her you're gay (unless you are gay) because that has known to backfire as girls spread info fast like if a ant reconing your house finds cookie crumbs on the floor and suddenly a flood of ants come out of nowhere, it will be like that but with gay guys coming at you.

>>5462936

if anime is your passion then enjoy anime to its fullest, in the after life if you're a good boy and stay kind and truthful, the Lord almighty will grant you your anime heaven to be with your waifu but do not go radical like muslims, the only harm you can bring upon other 3DPD people is self defense, nothing more.

>>5462765
please touch my shoulders and tell me advices

>>5462991
I cannot touch what does not exist

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>>5462987
its le too late..........LOLE HAHAHAHAHAH

2l8...........