ITT we pretend to be /r9k/

>I am sad

>be me 13
>eat a cake
>vomit the cake
>crying to mommy
>wow

>i can say anime in 5 different languages and im morbidly obese why dont women like me?

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>eye thread? lets see those eyes robots.

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>tfw no gf

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>i am sad
>i go to board with other sad ppl
>2 talk about how sad we are
>i am still sad
>i literally cannot figure out why
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>want gf
>will never better myself to obtain gf
>life is unfair

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>see enormous benis in porn
>the actreess appears to enjoy it
>all girls are sluts who wants big benis

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NORMIES etc, etc.

>>5455003
whoa n*rmies just got OWNED

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You all aren't robots. You guys are cyborgs! GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm a robot, though!

90% of this board is /pol9k/ preteens, no need to pretend we're there because they are here

Your fortune: Average Luck

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muh fembots using me!

why? this board is mostly /r9k/ rejects now

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this is nice board

normies are dumb!

i am happy
i like going to the college and learning the stuffs
i like to be socializing with my college peers haha
tonight i am going to be drinking the alcohols in attempts to become intoxicated to reduce my social inhibition and with increased confidence get "le laid"

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>>5454927
>>5454936
>>5454948
>>5455003
>>5455300
>>5455326
>>5455336
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

go away normos
rooooooooo xD

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>>5455344
excuse me, but i am an original niceposter
this is nice board c rhcbddhctu brjcduvrucrbfhdubcrhcrhdburbcmdbcrubidhmrfuvnekxnh

>>5455349
the world is gonna roll you

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>tenders

I heard a lot of stuff about that board, I went twice and in those times I just found porn pics and some edgy bullshit, what boring place.

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>>5454920
>gf
>none

>wahhhh I have ridiculously high expectations of women for being an unemployed obese balding man wahhhh

redpill: the jock/nerd, chad/robot, alpha/beta dichotomy is not real, but rather was invented to further divide and weaken the goyim

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I post le sad frog unironically

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how gf ?

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>>5455380
is it true?