*pomf* what are we gonna do on the bed [s4s]?

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sleep

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>>5454357
Eat

>>5454408
NO!

NO EATING IN BED!

I DON'T WANT TO PICK CRUMBS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH MY ANUS!

DO I LOOK LIKE A LINT ROLLER FOR YOUR NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA BARS?

GO DOWNSTAIRS AND EAT AT THE TABLE LIKE A NORMIE!

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>>5454357
cuddle with plushies

>>5454357
>>5454408

*unzips knife*

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>>5454415
Uh... what's that knife for?

>>5454357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKdDGScGoec

>>5454357
play bideo games like battletoads

>>5454800
dubs

>>5454877
dubs

Eat animel crackers!!!!!!!111 :DDDD

can you FREAKS stop sexualizing children? for CRYING out LOUD!

>>5455455
A long time ago I realized, you're mostly not actually dealing with pedos on 4chan, you're literally just talking to other 12 year olds that are sexually attracted to people their own age

>>5455460
That may be true but I am a grown man that finds the doremi girls attractive

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>>5455460
this tbh
we are all lil girls(female) with no eggs
this is literally me tbh tbf lad smh

>>5454357
Something good.
Something good.

>>5455462
ARREST THIS MAN
>>5455464
Now that's just cute

>>5455464
me on the left

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We are gonna read The Alphabet.

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>>5455500
Nice dubs, but this is a weird alphabet book, anon...

>>5455532
no wonder kids are growing up to be freaking perverted basterds

>>5455455
good double

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5455473
Arrest me for what? I'm not attracted to underage girls at all, just absurd japanese caricatures of them.

>>5455869
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>5455874
But they aren't even based off of real girls. I've never busted a nut to them anyway, I normally use lolis as a way to achieve a diamond hard erection which I then use to fap to adult 3DPD women with big buttes.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5455897
YOU

ARE

GOING

TO

P R I S O N
R
I
S
O
N

>>5455899
Alright then call the cops ad tell them I have viewed lolicon pornography and that you would like to press charges, then you yourself will face charges for calling the cops for no reason. Nice dubs btw.

>>5455912
THEY'RE ON THE WAY

>>5455920
Uh oh. Good thing I've never saved any on my computer. Good luck getting evidence when I'm behind 7,000 gorillion bajillion proxies.

>>5455937
Evidence? You've clearly never been involved in the United States judicial system

>>5455945
I've been charged with misdemeanor reckless driving before. Luckily I'm not a nigger so I'll be fine. Better checc my're le fortune to make sure tho.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5455949
If I pay more money than you for a lawyer you're done

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>>5455464
>no eggs

>>5455953
Implying I haven't succed my gay lawyer's dicc enough for him to keep me safe

>>5455961
I blew the judge, enjoy your last day as a free man

>>5455964
Oh yeah? Well I let the judge fuck my ass on a daily basis. You did nothing but get him off once. I'll always be his favorite slutboi.

>>5455973
lol u gay

>>5455975
It was either the judge or tyrone's fat prison cock.

>>5455985
You better caaall Tyroooone

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psst [s4s] I can't sleep.

>>5456048
It's a lot easier to sleep after an orgasm. Want to have one?

>>5456054
gross!! thats a child!
a little girl no less!

>>5456067
Yeah but that doesn't mean I can't make her cum with my erect penis.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5456067
she's not little she's 10 years old.

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>>5456127
MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIICK