pick your champion!

no, please stop posting here

>>5452575
>choose girl with gun
>pop pop pop
>watch niggas drop

this is difficult, but i choose the naked christmas fan

>>5452606
but christmas man is imune to gunfire and mr preggo is expecting dubs, so not enough bullets anyways.. .

>>5452575
That woman's gun isn't loaded

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>>5452633
Nicely dubbed
Niceness

>>5452642
wow this is nice bury, is this new?

>>5452641
plus womemes dont know how to use guns theyre literally useless
guess im pickin young santa

>>5452633
No human is immune to bullets

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>>5452658
he got bullet proof gloves you dumdum...

>>5452649
I dunno. Arm nig looks pretty strong

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>>5452674
he also is the pilot of the crew

>>5452606
lady with gun has no bullets lole

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>>5452685
oh, than she can win...

>>5452575
christmas man
>>5452606
but women don't know how to shoot lel

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Lole obviously

>>5452674
>>5452683
shockingly he's a nigger

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theyre all pussies compared to my big guy

>>5452696
You don't have to know how to shoot to kill someone point blank. The other people are unarmed.

>>5453037
how do you know if the gun is loaded though? it may be an airsoft gun as well, who knows.

>>5452575
Christmas man will save me and buy me presents

>>5453048
Well then why doesn't everyone choose the upper right? He's the only one who is clearly superhuman.

>>5453155
he is nigger.superior strength.inferior intelligence.

>>5453155
i really appreciate your doubles, sir

>>5453155
he will have trouble walking/running/punching fast. having that much bicep muscle-mass with those skinny legs will hinder his dexterity.

the most dexterous one is clearly christmas man. he's very fast and doesn't afraid of anything. he is also a pretty cool guy because he gives presents.

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>>5453170
Who says you have to be smart to win a fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQC063E853Y
>>5453173
You seem to be forgetting that the long armed man is easily lifting up gigantic weights. If christmas man is hit with one of those in the head he will fucking die.

>>5453188
this is no ordinary fight.its a tactical fight for survival takeing place in a barren wasteland.
You seem to be forgetting that the long armed man is easily lifting up gigantic weights.
> If christmas man is hit with one of those in the head he will fucking die.
Christmas man is far to agile to be hit by the weights.he will doge it, and grab it, spin in one motion and crush long arm man with the weights that were hyper speed up due to the strength, angle, and momentum of the Christmas mans super throw.

>>5453228
The weights are the size of long arm man's torso. He could just grab the christmas man and throw him.