Keksandrabuse game :^O
Singles = Hit her (one HP down)
Dubs = Kick her (ten HP down)
Trips = Hit her with a blunt object (thirty HP down)
Quads = Shoot her with a shotgun between her chest and thighs (two hundred HP down)
Keksandra has 600 HP.
>500 HP = Constant pain, one broken bone
>400 HP = Serious pain, serious bleeding
>300 HP = Blinding pain, multiple broken bones, uncontrollable bleeding
>200 HP = Weakened from blood loss, can only feel crippling pain, vital organs shutting down
>100 HP = Unconscious
>0 HP = DEAD
>>5445722
Oh no she's down to 590 HP!
thats lelaura dumdum
Keksandra is starting to cry. Hit!
>>5445722
*grabs u by the throat*
back the fuck off ??
Lets break a bone
>>5445722
I like this thread
roll ffs
rolly polly
>>5445722
YOU WERENT READY FOR THESE TRIPS
I want to tie keksandra up and
>>5445810
Yuu were not ready too lad
k
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5445722
hit
Cool dubs
I cast Healing Touch on keksandra healing for 2d6+m where m is the number of memes in this thread.
i hope I get dubs
I hope I get quads so I can shoot her
>>5445941
HOYL CRAPO
i was her dead NOW
now now now now now
Hurting Keksandra is fun,
peepee
I hope somebody rolls >>5446666 so we can shoot her