it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

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Truck boy party

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truck boys crashed my wedding
they rocked up in a pack
they took my wife and mom in law
i never saw any of them again
i'm too relieved about the truck boys to be concerned about my wife

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cuckboyz impregnated my boyfriend

there was nothing we could do.

>>5438017
Fag

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>>5438022
ah. same smell, every spring.

same mud

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After my wedding during the reception a load of truck boys showed up they beat the living hell out of me and violated me with beer bottles
They took turns raping my Virgin wife on the dance floor in front of everybody then they tied me naked to a telephone pole and took turns kicking me in the balls after a few beers they even got my bride to come over and take a few kicks they hauled her off in the tray of one of their trucks. A month later I saw her walking around at the truck stop I ran up to hug her she pushed me away and said that cost $20 now truck boys ruined my marriage

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>>5438024
truck boys will get you if you run your mouth online

>>5438029
I know but if u leave case beer outside for them they won't beat you as bad.

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>>5438029
I'll have you know I smoked my first marijuana at 12, hunted since I was 7 and listened to hendrix, trower, skydog and all the best since i was 9

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>>5438036
Yea+ truck boys will use you for target practice+ your girl as a fuck toy.

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It was a Thursday afternoon when some truck boys cruised through my neighborhood. They were all drunk and sexually frustrated so they decided to rape my dog, who was in the front yard. They were unable to get hard enough to penetrate him since the obesity had really taken its toll on their organs. One of them had a tub of peanut butter in the truck that he liked to eat out of with his hand but there was enough left for all of them to rub some on their dicks and stand in a circle around my dog while he licked them clean. This made them all hornier and sexually frustrated than they had been in a while, but they were still unable to achieve any erections so one of them angrily smashed a bottle of Icehouse on my dogs head and then they all took turns smashing the dog with glass bottles. After that they decided they needed some food to get their sugars back up after all the exertion but they were all out of peanut butter, and that was the last of their food, so they decided they needed to improvise. One of them took a glass shard and stabbed my dog in the neck with it and after he bleed out they cut him into pieces so they could fit him on the grill they had in the bed of the truck. Unfortunately for them the grill was out of propane so they threw the pieces of my dog into the woods and drove to mcdonalds. When they were picked up by the police they were deep in food comas at the mcdonalds with their eyes rolled into the back of their skulls and food wrappers scattered all over the place and drool dripping onto the tables.

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we're up all night to get loli

>>5438062
That's not loli smelly fat idiot

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truck boys ran up on me and my gf
they held me down and made me watch
they didn't threaten her once
she was ready and willing
truck boys are the worst

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Truck girls

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>>5438009
wheres the 14 year olds

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truck boys squeezed my body until all the happiness was wrung from my heart and now i have only sad days and lonely nights

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>>5438115
Don't complain at least they didn't rape you with beer bottles did they?

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>>5438145
they made me dress up like a girl and service them
they were gentle about it mostly but the emotional pain was as bad as anything physical they could have inflicted
i had to speak in a sweet feminine voice or they would hit me with bottles
truck boys made me part of their harem
i've always been aware since then that it's a true miracle i made it out alive

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>>5438158
that it's a true miracle i made it out alive


That's the truth.

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truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl