I'm not showing you my breasts anon....

can i see your bussy?

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pretty pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!

boing

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What if I gave you these priceless penises?

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>>5432907
>>5432928
You're HOW old?

ʰᵒnᵏ

EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

i clicked on this expecting boobs and there are none

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>>5433630
here! BOING

>>5433647
holy f*ck
AWESOME
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

>>5433655
nice dubs bby

wanna fuque dat mexican tranny asze

someone post the vocaroo

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>>5434380
W-W-Well, we're already this far!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2

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>>5434428
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!?????????

koGASa pls fart on my face with ur beauitufiul butte

>>5432894
I had an idea for a thread just like this but I didn't find an image of Kogasa that I really liked enough and then I stopped looking because I was busy I guess

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Never Frozen Beef™ on my buns, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty™ too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a dessert all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!

>>5434532
But where's the beef?

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>>5434589

>>5434613
Wtfff no not that fresh meat, the OTHER fresh meat!

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>>5434617

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>>5434617
You mean this beef?

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>>5434638
Your marketing is telling us you got thicker juicier beef. Is that a lie?

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>>5434657
you tell me

>>5434663
Wwow...hubba hubba. I wouldn't mind sliding my pee pee between those buttcheeks

>>5434807
Ruude

bage den sabe rabe :DDDD

>>5432973
I'm exactly 420 years old

>>5432894
thats ok want to go for tea or coffee someitme?

better we can go to an old fashioned soda shoppe :)

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>>5436022
420 YEARS? WITH NO BOOOOOBIESSSS?!?!
WELL, WILL JUST HAVE TO FIX THAT!

boobe