welcome to subway

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>5430432
fucken du-hu-huuumb not even the rite store your shit is staaaaale

>>5430447
you simply cannot stop me

>>5430432
is this a g8r thread????????????/

whether believe you can or cannot do it, you're correct

>>5430451
real challenge is stoppen yrself WOOH truth

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>>5430447

'ckin lame as same ass nigga triny push his Bum ass broke ass meme based on one forgettable exchange elsewhere onsite becomes his whole thing lol not subway ha ha u started the meme where u call it sub way ha ha , damm fool

literal Months ,vomitpile

can i get one of those biscuits on my sub please :(

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

vomitsplat on the tile whipe it up

>>5430501
you don't care

>>5430512
wooh gotme

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>>5430516
LOL

>>5430432
That is not Subway, and if I ever found myself in that mediocre hellhole I would leave immediately.

>>5430968
whys that

>>5430969
Subway is the worst food establishment I have ever had the displeasure to enter. It's not even bad food, it's just soul-crushingly depressing food. I'm not surprised that they had a pedophile for a mascot because I imagine that their food is supposed to mimic the feeling that the children he abused have for the rest of their lives.

i had to stop going to subway because the girl making my sandwich was rubbing her tits under the bra i assume to scratch an itch then she tried making my sandwich without washing her hands so i let her make it then i left without paying for and accepting the sandwich then i never went back

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subway used to be ok back in the late 90s
i realize none of you were even born in the 90s but just trust me it used to be much better now it's the worst fast food you can buy
their disgusting slabs of "roast chicken" were always garbage though, that hasn't changed

>>5430499
dubs

>>5430984
dude she was 17

>>5430432
Give quesadilla plox thx u

>>5430984
17 and paid for it

>>5431109
Oh for fuck's sake where do you get this stupid shit? What compels you to just fucking lie?
First off, one of the main girls he tried to fuck was 16. Furthermore, there are recordings of him talking about setting up a party for young children, as young as 6.
The guy is in jail for a reason.

>>5430432
heh.....are you on the menu ?... ;^^^^)

>>5431204
this

>>5431169
wikipedia

could be political shaming scheme of some sort for all i kno
who did jared/subway piss off to get in trouble for 17 year old?

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>>5430984
Agreed dude. Jared never stopped being a fat piece of shit even though he was making millions as a weight loss mascot and he just oozed child molester all over. Generally just a piece of shit human being, which is actually totally appropriate since subway barely qualifies as food.

real-live windsor containment thread?? is it true, papa? is it really true?? could it be the day?? is today the day we finally contain windsor in his own shitty threads?? bout to find out...

2 bread thank

>>5431444
barely posted itt fuckin cunt

I will ask some questions about it earlier today and I was wondering if you would be interested in a relationship with indian and I am not sure what to do for the captioned purpose are to be like the office in your account and you are not the intended recipient and the recipient is prohibited from unauthorized access.

I want a footlong pickle

>>5431410
"who did jared/subway piss off to get in trouble for 17 year old?"
Probably the parents of the kids he tried to fuck. Your source is wikipedia, but did you even read it?
"During the investigation into Russell Taylor's child pornography operation, authorities discovered that Taylor traded sexually explicit photos and videos of children, some as young as six, with Fogle."
Here's a conspiracy theory for you: in secret, you're not a regular person, but you are, in fact, a retard. Everyone around you is conspiring not to tell you because they feel bad.

>>5431451
ha , thot so , 'tsactually Funnyer than it wooda bin just cause u mentiont sub way. lucky basterttttt, luuuuck, buuuuunk

>>5430432
hello grill :DDD

you loog hungry, would you like my sausage

it is bery tasdy :DDDD

>>5431997
emly All mine

>>5431985
"What we found in Russell Taylor's home and on his computers led us to Jared Fogle,"

is NOT THE SAME AS "we found illegal material on Jared's computers"

>>5431985
what if what they actually found out was that: taylor sent emails to jared while
jared did not attempt to communicate with taylor and deleted all email received from taylor........

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

fear of pedophilia is a powerful meme which instantly forces u to think about that meme in a specific and limited way

>>5432010
They seized his shit and he plead guilty to distribution and receipt of CP.
>>5432019
Russell Taylor was the head of the "Jared Foundation". This isn't some random fucking dude, this is someone Jared Fogle got to run his childhood obesity foundation.
why do you people just keep positing stupid theories that I have to go onto google to disprove WHY DO I NEED TO DO ALL THE RESEARCH FOR YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT????? next time you have an idea in your head please search the case details and look if it actually makes sense

>>5432010
And then it goes onto say they traded cp.
Are you doing this on purpose?

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sandwich artist Chihaya

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>5432027
I watched this new movie on Netflix called War Machine last night and I was amazed to see that children in Iraq actually have a better quality of life and more freedom than children in Youngstown

>>5432029
pedos dont read anything but cp

>>5432031
where does it say that in wikipedia

>>5432029
they could have had a falling out of sorts

>>5432029
>why do you people just keep positing stupid theories that I have to go onto google to disprove WHY DO I NEED TO DO ALL THE RESEARCH FOR YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT????? next time you have an idea in your head please search the case details and look if it actually makes sense
thats the risk of random conversation only.

sometimes, though, people won't state the obvious problem .

but ur just insulting early on so maybe u deserve the waste of ur time lol!

>>5432072
>only
edit: online

newfig here, who is this "windsor" and his hyperautistic obsessive boyfwend?

>>5432072
Do you find that saying dumb things like you just said makes you feel better about being lazy and stupid or do you just do it for fun?

>>5432105
akshly Hyper geniouse smartr than both yr parents take that 2 tha bank , real live Jew rollin Thru im Famous ur Not , et cetera

>>5432114
i said it for the benefit of u and other anons

>>5432004
no you've lost your privilege to be near her

The latest theory based on our newly gained informations which should have been preresearched but was not is that someone wanted to destroy subway so they attacked the jared foundation; the benefit to this attack is 2 people can be taken down with only 1 infection,-- the mere implication of being the director of the foundation gave great credence to the story that the supposed illegal material was actually sourced willingly from Taylor and not the infection;

>>5432114
>>5432036
>>5432031
plz reply

>>5432166
The latter; got it.
Nice dubs.

>>5432234
no not the latter
u have made assumption error thing

>>5432236
The latter; got it.
No dubs.

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>>5432243
n-not t-th--latter.......

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"then he said the latter"

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>wen he said the latter

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the latter

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i get hat
protect from the latter

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The latter

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>>5432248
>>5432253
>>5432258
>>5432263
>>5432266
>>5432271
its the latter

>>5432248
>>5432253
>>5432266
ah-bloo-bloo

>>5432287
WRONG
U JUST DONT GET IT

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>>5432341
latter

i jus chose the latter after you said it .
life can be tricky

>>5431424
Jared didn't do anything wrong

I just has sex with Emma Stone give me AMA questions

Gross

>>5432526
Was her dingaling black?

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>>5432568
yes

>>5432568
kill yourself

muh emlay

>>5433685
mr original introducing stank scalp mane ? ?

>>5433713
get out of my house

>>5433715
this is MY stoop

>>5433751
as long as you're not in the house, you smell

>>5430498
jus woked me >:O im ubermensch nowwwww

>>5433771
can you please just stop posting forever

>>5433774
jus woked me >:O im ubermensch nowwwww

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holy fug these threads are the ultimate cringe overload i didn't think it was possible to experience such levels of cringe it should not even be possible literally

>>5430432
I'll have the roastie sandwich.

>>5433774
ha ha nailedem

jus woked me >:O im ubermensch nowwwww

jus woked me >:O im ubermensch nowwwww

jus woked me >:O im ubermensch nowwwww

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>>5430984
>>5431169
>>5431410
>>5431424
>>5431985
>>5432010
>>5432029
>mfw /pol/ has started to overcome

>>5430432
i'd like to send my dick down her subway tunnel LOL

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>5436107
this