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holy fuck
>>5428218
wowe
>MONKEYS CAN'T DRINK SUGAR DRINKS
They can. Most of them don't though . Wanna know why? Cause they are the real human beans. Sugar drinks incease your blood sugar level, making you, scientifically speaking, sweeter. And what's attracted to sweetness? Child molesters.That's right- are you a child molester? No? Then why would you want to hang out with them, huh? Huuh? HUUUH?
Stay out of prison. Don't do soda.
>>5428367
SHOW ME THE PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFACTURES
>>5428368
Pedo detecteded
>>5428218
bepis?
>>5428377
get the lead out
>>5428908
why is there lead in this soda!?!??!!??!?!?!?!
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