what is your most shit pickup line including references that

hey babe do u use an AMD processor because u should SMD

>>5422437
hey girl (male), I heard u like minecraft so I digged u a sex hole

stop

hey bb r u a bag of dicks cuz i wanna put u in my mouth

>>5422446
this is beautiful

hello cunt please cut my toenails

hey babe do you have a computer cause i do too lets sex xd

>>5422437
let's eat trash and get hit by a car

When I observe a desirable female, I always approach with caution.

Any rival humans may jeopardize my attempt. Always make sure my belt is tight, so I can avoid being "pantsed".

Once I am in a safe distance, I scream "HELP"

I now have the goddess's attention

I slowly walk over, like a flying buttress, careful not to scare the beautiful creature.

she is taken aback..but it is okay..it is okay..she is just scared

I have come to understand that, like many animals, women are much more afraid of me than I am of them

I as her eyes meet mine, I quickly POUNCE to close the distance between us and discourage her from escaping.

We stare at each other, two souls locked in hypothetical genital combat

I take a bite of my lucky onion
Small enough so that she cannot see it. If she were to see me eat an onion, my chances with her would be over

I draw up closer, put my hand on her arm and whisper "my love" into her ear

I play with her hair and lick her face

She screams and runs

Not being easily discouraged, I give chase

We end up back at her house. So many memories of the nights I have waited in the backyard doing reconnaissance. She locks the door before I can get to her.

Does she think I am some kind of fool? A monkey she can just deterr with a slice of bannana nut muffin. Nay, says I. I am much more than that.

I bang on the door.

She does not open.

Hmm. Smart girl. I must be craftier

"PIZZA DELIVERY!" I shout.

The door opens. A big burly specimen of a man walks out. I have dubbed him stupidus dipshittius from our previous encounters. He may have a bigger body, but I, YES I, HAD THE BIGGER MIND. I SPRINTED AWAY from that house, knowing that I was outmatched. 3 hours after I returned to my cave, mother called me. We had visitors. A lawyer. It seems she wants to sue me.

Well, you beautiful lovely cutey patootie

I will have you yet

do u lig mudkip my dik is call kip i put in ur butte and get mudy xDD

>>5422622
haha butress

let me take a shit on your tits bitch i control the anime I CONTROL THE RULES

REEEEEEEEEEE *sniff*
fucking. listen. you cant see the evidence right in front of your FACE, STOP you dumn whore. go out with me.

>>5422437
The worst one in recent memory was some black guy walked up behind me and looked over my shoulder and said "you texting your boyfriend!" Which I wasn't it was irc that I had open but that is a terrible frickin line and I told him to get lost. I was actually more offended that he lookes at my phone than he probably approached that way to look down my top. And god why am I up time to back too sleep. Night frens

>>5422622
>22
Nice dubs and this made me lol