Last Resort

i will keep two eyes out for this man!!!

what a handsome young chap, I'll try my best to find him

where was he last seen

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Holy shit think I found him is this him?

He was last seen near Suburban St. New Cumberland, WV 26047, Canada

>>5419182
Is this supposed to be a rude post?

>>5419163
Actually 4chan is the exact ppl to find him

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>>5419163
Why 4chan Robert?

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>>5419163
Ok have you checked your bathroom in shower?
$20 says he's in there jacking off 2 gay porn.

>>5419163
>>>/wsr/

>>5419163
Bahahaha

Hey, he looks familiar. I think I went to school with him. I remember him being a real creep. I will not give further details than that.

>>54191444
/pol/ found shias flag

>>5419233
are you canadian?

>>7777777
Holy dubs

You have?

>>5419163
Dad I told you I was at a friends, god this is why mom left.

>>5419233
Please elaborate

>>5419188
but 4chan couldn't even find those dubs you got there

I've seen him before near Huntsville, kinda looked like a creep. I'm usually not too sure about things like this but he looks completely identical.

>>5419163
He's in a better place now Robert.

He is a very powerful wizard. He will be in a state of purgatory until we can find a new body for him.

It may take thousands, if not millions of years. Perhaps the aliens will find his soul first and welcome him.

Either way, he left this world entirely. He embraces the new one with open arms. I wish I could be as brave as him.

Oh, and don't worry- he didn't kill himself.

>>5419163
your son looks like a horse and an alien had sex and the female was pregnant and after 8 months of fetal development the alien was like "fuck it im gonna abort this thing." so now that fetus was dragged out piece by piece but it somehow reassembled because of its alien genetics to regrow body parts and eventually grew up on its own to create that "human" you posted a picture of for your thread, assuming that he is indeed your seed which may not be the case.
anyways whats this thread about?

>>5419163
Did you check to see if he was in his room?