how do i get a fujoshi gf? Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5418140
kill your'e(self)

>>5418140
shit i want her to now, will someone please show us the way!

except in IRL fujoshi are not even remotely "kawaii" they are hideous goblins with disgusting lack of hygiene and they are not "skinnyfat" they are FATTY McFATFAT FATASS fat
if they were not these things they would be normies because all females are normies by default

>>5418190
there are pale underweight fujos too

the main issue with fujos is they will always love their obsessions more than they love you

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>>5418200(DUBS)
why do guys like seeing girls get penetrated by enormous dicks and/or have borderline, if not, painful sex?

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>>5418140
Upgrade

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This is me..except I don't dig cats.

>>5418250
post benis

>>5418253
how about dont.

i only like pale white traps

>>5418140
Disgusting.

>>5418253
maybe you could fuck off to /lgbt

>>5418250
:ok_hand::skin-tone-3:

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>5418250
cute fat thighs
want to abuse them
9/6

I have serious Daddy issues which i incorporate into my sex life.

>>5418216
i dont

>>5418292
that's 90% of American women

>>5418292
tell me more

>>5418271
Rude. Benis is always welcome.

What does it mean to have white hair despite being young? Asking for myself.

>>5418324
usually just genetics

maybe deficient in vitamin D

>>5418324
le stress meme

>>5418339
and by vitamin D i'm referring to the group of fat-soluble secosteroids responsible for increasing intestinal absorption of calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphate, and zinc. not to dick.

since most fujos don't go outside and have terrible diets, they probably have a number of nutritional deficiencies that cause their unhealthy appearance.

>>5418140
fujoshis all like BL mangas so you have to become a qt trap and get your bp fugged in front of her to impress her

>>5418398
cant i just be the seme instead and she can be the uke while i fug her bp?

>>5418194
The same could be said for 'normal' otaku. Keep believing, one day it will be real.
>>5418216
Guys like to be dominant so I guess they want to be the best you've ever had. They don't think of it from the female perspective only the male one, and males think women l*be hard, rough s*x with big ben*s so when they fantasize they fantasize about fully satisfying a women from the male perspective.

>>5418250
"I don't dig cats."
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>>5418426
No semes are all big black men

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You know what these look like in irl tho

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>>5418443
no problem then :^)

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>>5418140
wear this shirt

>>5418454
Does it come in 5X :F

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>>5418140
wish I knew

waifu justine wong claimed