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an old crinejert smelk delicatessen

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an old crinejert smelk delicatessen
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>>5417662
suddenly I'm reminded of an introduction I had with a very wide mustachioed man.
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So I took a trip to Disney World, AGAIN. I went on all the rides, AGAIN.
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He can't take it, he says "Hey em, Emsies. yoooou are just so special!
"I did not call her Emsies"
"You are the best singer in the world" and I was like "...... OKAY!"
That's, pfft. That's classic Ryso's
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benderGampfst mweh like fromma Crapy colleng movy i Lichen ! get it ? psst : looch up my user-name and in for Suprise! is Movy ! is movy emly movy ! ~short pause ever1 soakem in the Cringe~ oh haha ! oh yea word up? ~few n•ggas takem sippa beer ever1 triny turn Bacc to convo get Bacc on Tracc~ Issa Movy licha Emly movy ! **Mwizert wizert of qont wizert summon qont** Emsy Emsy Rysie heh loochet up ! inter view with Emly Rysie she say! ~sum1 pops phone out & starts Snappem the fruitless charade~ ever little thing emly say im Stare Wide eyed at Actrens and Recite script coming out of Faces Mouth of Actrens & her Fucc buddy for hundert thousent hour ! sheer percentage of Waking Life loochem @ emly lulling Sleepily into a Wacky impression that it holds Some Sorta Significance .. cant Stop now or peepz b Thingken i b tryina save face or sum junk ????
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>>5418198
Can I borrow the pasta you're posting? I'm posting in a thread. I'm playing a SERIOUS crippled person.
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quallop boodoo
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>>5418256
Oh yes ! the trees the wind the sun ~! life is a emly qont. for every life moment, emly qont. Oh ! oh strugling actrens movy role ! hey im Struggle too! hey mayby im be like emly ! emly strugle , looch@'er now ! i strugel emley strugel ! we in Business baby. emly Strugel im Strugel Tooooo Notice Maaay Amlaaay i am 2 Beta 4 Real estate & i dont wna Break it 2 my hardass Cuban father
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He's right.

I thought Trump was playing 15D chess, turns out he is just retarded. Better focus on actual nationalists like Le Pen. Fucking hell
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haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS ME MANCHEN
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hes rite! hes rite WHOS rite? ooo just sum1 a Couple weex bacc on Anothr bord. i Find coment i Post coment. i Develop blood clot in Legs and Damage bedsprings sitting waiting wishing wilting
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Alvy Singer, am I right? AM I RIGHT?M
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nothing to do! cannot go West no Roads go West! no where to go there is no way to Maneuver a vehicle in an entire cardinal Direction, from where i am ! this is the truth . this is what holds me bacc , in fact ! no gril no ppls no 1 2 talk 2 x-Cept when i chow Down spicy chickem Sandwinsh @ wendys garlic coup on my Floor lol i don care fogof !
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>>5418276
who told you i develop blood clots and annihilate bedrsprings? ill fucking have ur supervisors head buddy
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90 minute wait in the heat for 2 minutes of excitement is my favorite pasttime
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**mwim-mwezzet** adopting Incessant animyposter attitude x-cept I LICHEN postem general Throwaway mundanities , is NOT animy so is NOT the same , IM doing the RITE thing am ABOVE animy cause i Post REAL gril that I am Meet when she Seez ma Masterwork that tha eventual Blessing of Hind Site & Physiological Maturity have not yet Granted me the Self-Awarenexx & Objectivity to View as the miserable Stack of irredeemable Chicken scratch that It be, and Oh, It be
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~uproarious applause~ thx ill b bacc l8r
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>>5418308
You know what? I've had enough of you. Your simplistic analysis aside, La La Land is a massive achievement. And even the Academy recognized them that they gave Emma Stone the Best Acting Oscar - an award your little friend Emma "Toy Boy" Watson has never - and will never - win. Bones.
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>>5418310
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcnocHJf_ME
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baba drame... just-- baba drame
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gore should be delet. all gore, delet immediat. godby gore
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>>5418364
it is unholy, just like your posts.
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mankys seen it all at this point
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and you know what the worst part is? I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
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>>5418403
oh beavis
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>>5418671
Oh Beavis
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What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it.
As the people who adore you stop adoring you; as they die; as they move on; as you shed them; as you shed your beauty; your youth; as the world forgets you; as you recognize your transience; as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one; as you learn there is no-one watching you, and there never was, you think only about driving - not coming from any place; not arriving any place. Just driving, counting off time. Now you are here, at 7:43. Now you are here, at 7:44. Now you are... gone.
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>>5418691
Don't give up.
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>>5418691
Cadence
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Welp time to smoke a bizzowl and play Katamari Damacy

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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BIG bag of chimp emley
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1493326639134.jpg
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whatta qt patootie <3333
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my emly my Emly My Emly My emly my emly my Emly My Emly My emly
(to the tune of spongebob's 'im ready')
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Manchi Manchi!
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i crossed streams with monky the other day.
we call it "making the x"
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Rapid Reaction Asset winged sun disk original holy hydrogen light cubed infrastructure
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i love her more
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big ol peepers
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Error: You Are Banned
You are currently not banned from posting on 4chan
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sernpeljern
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Introductory APR
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smalin jankstis
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>>5419770
dont make me come down there
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was jonk just jonk
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zirckleb•ck. Zirckle jonk
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smelk . Smelkt ham . chunk of Smelkt ham. cmere & Smelk this ham. this Jambon. Smelked Jambon
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>>5420183
you old prittish turquolet
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yipbles
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pleckard bonair
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>tfw F in history
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GOOGLE IS FUNDAMENTAL
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>>5420560
naa, prove it naah
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>>5420686
i dont need to
you are living proof tbh
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>>5420690
another anticlimactic po'boy replie....
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mankley mankley
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Cordials
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Gregorian Pants
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Jimson and Jambers
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a splected trect
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rickys rompers
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>>5421107
What about Stu's Bakers? Or Crimlonson's Tiner Tines, maybe even a rectangular one
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Or Corbotextry's Caliban Beleklian Teneloats
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>>5421110
get your mind out of the gutter young lady
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>>5421170
sim sim salabim

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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~sstreeetscH~~~~~~~ big broil fest at the ol beef gristle mill come on b y
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>>5421175
they gonna have hotdogs there
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>>5421176
U said it like U always say it Mister
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cronchy crombit
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>>5421191
who don't want a hotdog i mean tbh lol
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nice mind control disney
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>>5421788
dubs, nice
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This pair of washer and dryer pedestals would cost you $700 in stores. Whether you already own a pair of front load washer and dryer, or are getting ready to purchase a pair, don't pay the store prices for the pedestals. Get them much cheaper here. I have a pair of brand new stainless steel laundry pedestals. Should work with virtually any brand. They have never been used. They are LG brand. They were over $350/ea when purchased. Selling the pair for only $250, which is less than just one of them would normally cost.
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>>5421888
good triple
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>>5421886
>>5421891
kill yourself
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>>5421896
do you feel better now
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https://youtu.be/EBe1hXRNi4g
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>>5421901
kiss yourself
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kill yr health & kill yrself & kill evrything ya luuv
rip Chris get well soon
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>>5421950
>chris
Isn't this the guy who fucked over tens of thousands of AIDS patient by raising the price for Daraprim?
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>>5421955
Epic throbacc! noooooot shove off Winslet i Brake up w/ u
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i shot ma luuv 2day wood u cry 4 me? daiw dg-daiw daiww
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ICE IS LIIIIIIIIVE
LIIIIIIAIOUGHVE
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course he maintains that he sold his soul 2 tha devil. very curious...
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just start lichen sum1 & of course they went faustian. everyone's going faustian! whaaay
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no one will care about these threads in 10 years
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>>5422033
who CA-HA-HA_HAARES dude, that is spirit of Monky ! says Monky man himself ! impermanence & so forth ! all my Get Bents...
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Sweater vests
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>>5422090
PRecisely
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my help comes from the lord, the maker of heaven and earth.
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>>5422114
Jesus loves me this I know
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kinda cuty Not gna lie.....
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The lord above gives you special joy and treats
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>>5422137
not this bozo >>5422135
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>>5422145
your hair looks adorable as usual
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>>5422150
thxxxxxx
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>>5422179
*tickles your chin*
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What is up with this guy's facec? It looks like he was kissed by 10000 angels
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>>5422227
what
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
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>>5422241
do you believe in our lord and saviour jesus christ
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>>5422243
Does this look like the face of someone who doesn't believe in God?
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>>5422247
she said
i know what it's like to be dead
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>>5422250
Aw man was it your one and only dream to fly a helicopter too but you got diagnosed with diabetes so you couldn't?
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>>5422273
bitch i am the helicopter
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im overdosing on crazy 4real how do i return if i get lsot?
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>>5422361
just follow the signs and theyll lead you home
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sick sad little world
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GORGON!!!
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yorgabodekabuvds
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>>5422643
>>5422643
>>5422643
>>5422643
>>5422643
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The Internet never forgets, boyo.
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iw wnnt to shitdie
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>>5422965
oo so ominous & wise ! lol we kno-ho-hooow dude. yea we get it brosef it's all archived. yknow it's plainly obvious you're salty as fuck rite? yea u try & strike this balance I notice but I read u licha book & it's apparent that u are attempting to calmly release the Excess salt in yr system since u reported that /tv/ post outta genuine rage. woaa inter net never 4get ? that dude that splooges to cgi foxes, cartoon ponies, off-broadway puppets & one throaty actress has a dire warning for us! beware, internet will always remember your monitor dripping with seminal fluid once u post pincter of said monitor dripping with seminal fluid! good2kno clown now take a breather & come bacc in a few days when u are not so UP SET & trying 2 hide it. ~panicked scramble for nearest gif or image of tromb sayem Wrooong cause if I up load trombs likeness sayem Wrooong then I can circumvent having a actual point~ goob
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throaty slut
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>>5423105
pjw tweet
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ashputtel 'yonsy
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orangutang scraps
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caucasoid glass dome
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baby girl eve
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melanin musketmen
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>>5423152
bag em up
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chi'ron washington
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banana privilege
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>>5423160
u see that King o tha Hill ? i see u as a King of tha Hill kinda goy
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>>5423165
yeah that's RIGHT
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manchen has become a racist bigot with his new posts
what went WRONG
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>>5423173
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gowdy Gowdy gowdy Gowdy gowdy Gowdy gowdy
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>>5423191
no me
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Manchy has Broken the Overton window
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Manchy
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'tssee what i got for manchy . . . ~ruffels thru drawerr~
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>>5423216
i TOO look through my drawers!
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beggin ben
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boney claire
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Pancetta
Prosciutto
monkey off the bone
Pepperoni
Mortadella
Chicken roll
Salami
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my balls are the juiciest around noon
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something happened
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>>5423583
ONE DAY BUT NOT TODAY
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>>5423615
So why are you and windsock on the outs, you guys seemed like a classic couple destined for greatness
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>>5423671
i dunno mang i have yet to see a tumblr blog about us
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Like Joey and Rachel
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Chandler and Rosie
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Bimbblebops and Tindlerclappies
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Trump and Melania
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damn i go through lighters like your momma goes through bottles of maple syrup
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beauty and the beast
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as i was saying
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>>5423758
what was you even sayin tho
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an empirical dialectic?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5423800
wouldnt you like to know
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>>5423828
i thought we were best friends forever and we shared all of our most intimate secrets with one another
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>>5423833
*takes le final look at ur dubs* i will always be one phd short u beautiful bastard
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>>5423845
You'll always be a doctor in my heart
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>>5423849
what do you say we put one more lime in this coconut
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>>5423854
I said doctor
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new dg is that hot fire
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>>5423859
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>>5423883
aint there nothin i can take
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>>5423895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwCBBrhM-p0
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>>5423891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrQZaj_r0VE
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>>5423899
>>5423900
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>>5423900
This is not that song
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>>5423904
you are not that song
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>>5423906

prOVE it

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>5423911
i refuse to sing but the numbers are irresistible
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>>5423922
dubs confirms
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Caqley Timlonson
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*farts a little bit*
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Can you believe it
That bitch came right up in this thread and farted
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Unheard of
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In all the nights of the Colombian Magistrates, I have never seen such an audacious act committed before our grand council of elders
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no listen
listen
stfu and listen!
LISTEN
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>>5424031
haha le tragedie du jour
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>>5424066
The latest and greatest dubs, so nice

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Install the new Netflix router
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Or the latest version of Netscape
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Wunderschuber
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>>5424088
gasp
a
s
p
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>>5424231
ikr right
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cocalo mirabia
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>>5424257
idk do you
do you
do you really
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>>5424381
Yep
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yo i'll tell you what i want what i really really want
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>>5424407
so tell me what you want what you really really want
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>>5424419
i wanna
i wanna
i wanna
i wanna
i wanna really really really wanna zigga zig ah
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>>5424424
sparleps did ittt smaaaouge sparlen did it
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face of Manky is changing and it Scares me
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>>5424453
It has literally never changed in over seven centuries
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>>5423671
Some other girl and guy
Would love this swirling sky
But there's only you and I
And we've got no shot
This could never be
You're not the type for me
And there's not a spark in sight
What a waste of a lovely night
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>>5424472
is this from beautiy and the breast
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*turns face to wall* i hope ur not a breakfast person sh sh shhh not a question =u dont have to answer
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>>5424488
i'm not tbh nice dubs btw
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excellent weve got ourselves a talker
why dont you talk to the ass
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>>5424488
poboy mayby?????? yes poboy? mayby.....
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>>5424497
hmm ya poboy ponly
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ponly
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>>5424500
psh, porbly
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PLOBABLY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
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FROOOODOOOOOO
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do not take me for some conjurer of cheap shits
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
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Dr. House, I'm Wilson
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Dr. Moreau, I'm Val Kilmer
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Naugahyde, nauga-nauga-naugahyde
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JAAAAAB. SRARAOUGE.
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OOH i love that Android NOUGAT
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Sheraton Siberia
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cold-countress isosceles
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shipostein languerts
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The Caves of Cocobel
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le page ten save rave
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>>5425133
it wasnt on page 10 tho, nice dubs tho
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>>5423105
>salty
if you type that in sincerity then you are a waste of space, sorry to say.
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>>5425136
prove it
>>5425179
ancient aliens
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Carl's in Space
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Swoop
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>>5425179
ha HAAA still mad comfirmt !!!!
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>>5425359
ohhhh snap
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monky Fist
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The Iron Crayon
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wrappem Up a Monky. i Wood like my Monky gift-Wrapt pls
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>>5425359
you're the one fabricating the feud
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>>5425377
No
>>5425380
Accusations such as these will only be cause for more feudocracy
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>>5425390
ha. aha, ha
>>5425380
noo naa buunk faanke, manchy assumed This was so & asked mr. hella mad shitty cookie Poster the dealio thingken mayby it was me? and so a back&forth was had. without my in put. so whatever transpired at that time was not of my doing. hah. free&clear. story checks out.
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>>5425399
i dont understand a word of this post
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wacken tha monkay eyyyyyyyyyyy! we gonna be done soon!!!! a NUTTA one tightly bound.
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fart
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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Waking up from a coma, what did I miss?
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>>5425705
just some saltonyment and greeline incantations i think
i was not paying attention
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olll cringlejerm smeln delitussem mm-hmm yea ill get 2 Fried eggs & cheese on a Egg Everything butta salt peppa ketschup
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>>5425419
Mecht perfect sense dim-for-wits get w/ tha program. Such sacc fulla shit playing dumb , if u Gna play dumb u Gna get treat Dumb. stupidpants
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just another stupidpants, walking down the street . . .
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>>5425925
bucky shekels lost the election cause no one knew what he was sayen so if u wanna be that way then go ahead
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Fighting wars there are not Middle Easy, they're Middle HARD
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>>5425948
goobish .. almost .. too goobish .. windsor detected
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windsoar
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hah nailedit
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didnt nail shit
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>>5425965
yheh-heh-heaaa youd delet that comment if u cood, woodntcha. mm hmm hmm yeaaa u wood. but u cannot! my comment is here 2 stay! u cannot detect goobishness so naturally you do not believe u were nailt but the Reality of the situation tells a differnt storey! binsh :)
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>>5425971
would not.
you only nailed your thumb.
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>>5425976
now I think yr aimin for goobishness.. admirable, in a sense..
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gewb . gewb mcwindsock
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>>5425948
>Fighting wars there are not Middle Easy, they're Middle HARD

though wars is plural when you used the words "are" and "they're" you're actually referring to the word "fighting" so the correct semantics would be "fighting wars there IS not... IT'S..."
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>>5425983
WOOH nailedem
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>>5425987
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t93u0qg5q_M
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>>5425991
I'll pass thx. Fucken goofy nigga
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one fuckt up retard..
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winslets shit taste actually mechs me yearn for the superior contributions of one mr po'boy. luv u po'boy....
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>>5425998
Imagine being so dumb, you take a joke as someone's taste and then 39,000 morons like the post. :sunglasses
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I came back to letcha know , got a thing for mank and I can't let go
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>>5426004
>take a joke as someone's taste
such utter cringe this individual has nothing under his belt so the accusation of shit taste drives em up a wall doesn't it DOESNT IT! after several hundred utube linx posted by ur self I can determine that ur taste is Remarkably similar to poopie
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got myself lollin not gna lie
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>>5426010
cringe is cringey stop sayen cringe
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this is not wat manky's about but winslet cant just fogof for a morning or two. started Chatting off site & told his parents they cood downgrade the internet to pay off the car faster & then when i Left the platform thru which we chatted he Up dated his pairems & said akshly no i need whole internet 2 chat w/ sparlen & they're all 'enuf with this sparlen character let it go!' but he thru a fit and here we all are twenny seventeen big up
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>>5426022
yuo cant argue so you just make a fake story and wipe yourself clean.
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take a joke...... as sum1 elses taste..... lol like WHAT. ther's probly a decent 'reaction' moment in more than fifty percent of videos on the whole U-Tube domain so there's really no need to resort to kidz Bop cancer or some forgettable sixties filmreel for a quality couple seconds that can encapsulate yr reaction. just tells me u enjoy kidz Bop cancer & forgettable sixties filmreels.
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>>5426029
you dont know the layers of irony im on.
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>>5426028
the story-- it's-- wow yes it's fake my dude. u are Butt of jonk so it rubs u tha Wrong way & u just cant let it go can u ~growlscream~ CAN U. got me ! storey was fake. wat was even the argument, u dont like the word cringe Cry me a river. not bout to sell u on the word Cringe ma dude. this guy & his 'hoyp doyp argument argue me ! argue me dare u i swear i ask pol enuf questiens in enuf bait threadz & it will b like reading a Whole book!' ha Nooooooooot
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2easy next victim
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>>5426033
you didnt bother to properly respond about your idiotic tendencies to see a jonk posted and take it as sincerity for the sake of slander.
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>>5426047
idiotic ! Dooooooyp loochet me im IDIET took Link SRSLY? lollll took link srsly! dont i know of IRONIE???? lol ironieee, duuuuuh. idk, ive never posted something so utterly poop just because of a coincidental song title. but it's like it's the first thing that goes thru your head and there's nothing there to stop you from posting it. it's literally a tic. ok you posted a Hannah Montana song ironie :] what about the several dozen short MLP clips where a Ponie says something relevant to convo. i can imagine ironie being a bronies best fren, when the rubber meetz tha road & they hafta explain their ...... t e n d e n c i e s toward pone puse.
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i mean some times manchy is so brain-numbingly about nothing some times its nice 2 shoot thª sh•t
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>>5426058
you're drawing attention to it like a nutcase and declaring it something i earnestly enjoy because you're so desperate for an easy target.
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>>5426072
naa , ur drawing attention 2 it, ur despren to BE the easy target
u litterly luuv 2 be the target, its ur whole thing.
neway i cooda meant it was bad taste to post at all in manky thread.
mayby i thot it was a tasteless thing to post regardless.
ok U dont dance in ur room to the damm song lol we got it frensef
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>>5423875
speakema dancem i am JAMMING out 2 this jump off !
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bout 9 n a half min in like Damm
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i already know what you're gonna say, bring up the bed dwelling, something which i already made clear was a mistake. bring up the splooges, a dumb shock gag from six months ago, bring up some little idiosyncrasy or an irrelevant aspect of my day and overblow it like it consumes me 100%. then suck your own dick pretending you did a good job without actually earning audience approval. nevermind the profession I've decided to learn and dedicate my life to, nevermind all the things of value that i could have uttered, just paint me like the typical 4chan slob archetype and do nothing else. never acknowledge any flaws and wrongdoings of yourself. rinse and repeat.

i was mistaken when i thought you were actually skilled at writing posts.
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>>5426090
laaate dint say crap. got yr gote mad good tho
shood i invoke-- i invoke the Manchen Theory.. member that sh•t.. ~ruffel thru drawer~ gosh he said it bettr than i ever cood. cant find it. it states that, its fair game for me to replie to u as if ur persona is Earnest, it is how u present ur Posterhood in this instance, and so my replie may not be in full Earnest, or intending utmost Offense, and am simply Spinning the Headgear and Drumming Up some Back and Forth for Monky, and is alll in Service of monky, and is All Jonk and Fanky, and we can all practice Ironie in peace
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i was diggin this next tune but it was a 21savage jumpoff & i dint realize. still s l i c c as f r i c c tho
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>>5426098
manchen's dumb dogma is your excuse, huh. figures. this goes beyond manchen thread posts, get your fuckin head straight.
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>>5426106
well no Wait now Hold up-- ~mr mamchem loochem dissatisfied in distance, holdem bacc, mediating in his stead~ it is a Explanation that was given to me when i felt unfairly Slandert by manchem, and so i Value the logic inherent in his explanation. this 'goes beyond', where's it go. it goes 2 ur Feeling weird. weird Feeling cause sparlem dist u. yea 'nevermind' like ever1 shood just take cliched Dime a dozen pipedreamz in2 consideration when u dont Rep em @ all . dont Rep dont expect cred ! f•ck out my face !
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monky poopy pant changing station
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>>5426121
goes as far as the fact that you started an unprovoked war against me for no reason and started intruding in my other thread of posterings for some ridiculous vengence. the moment you start using agression is when you lose the moral high ground, no matter how many accolades you have that of you assume puts you in a higher position than anyone else, no matter how many silly things i have done and detailed.
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>>5426138
>15 mins later and the post is still scuffed
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u Kno wat u did ! the penis scab Incident lmao. also not aggressive! postem in tv was not aggressive, was silley trole, ppl already have no respect for Either of ur Epic personas
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that is my Fair observation not gna lie. idk how u scuffed all ur alter egos but they are. they mad scuffed
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k winslet's gotta make it aaaaaaaaaaaall about him so he can go thru the resta the day Without being in Contemplative Post-Traumatic Staring Mode
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fuck this monky. fuckin scuffed monky
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windsock totally scuffed this monky maybe it wasnt a coincidence that manky thread from a few weeks ago when w•nds•r coodnt post was the fucken Bomm
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at the time i gave em the benefit of the doubt but watching him throw this Same ol fit again is startin to Peeve me off
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Smaaaaaaaaaouge
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Gotta Learn 2 Live with windsor i gues. i'd Feed windsor in Discern if it meant he wood leave this mank alone . . .
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just 4now. . . . onley 4 now
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didnt realize how damm early it was, sh•t, n•ce
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>>5426144
so what
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>>5426159
so y it mater if silly trole is posted u licht it last time , ther are 0 Degrees of separation between Winstonne ¶ bruce h& 2 br& it 2 u
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heh that Amers& kinda workt i dint realize
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alright, goodbye scuffed ass monkey. hope you see how you scuff monkey, Omar. quit scuffin my monkey Omar
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who scuffed my fucking monkey oh right it was Omar
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ice liveeeeeeee tonite gentem profiled by rolling stone tune in ice poseidon youtube 6 eastern standert time
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>>5426164
i told you not to and you did it, cunt.
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>>5426178
HAHAHAHAHAHA o man u funney.
story of u fucken with me. srsly.
xcept i bot u a game wat u buy me? o rite jacc crap.
ur slaccin on both accts anyway
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just scuff my monky up . . .
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that ten bux was so worth the 'bot u a game' gag . . . .
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>>5426185
you didnt have to buy it
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dint tell me NOT to per SE . . . . .
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anyway . gosh monky is scuff. monky cannot remove himself from the essence of scuffedness. he'll just be scuft forever... that's just the way things worked out... Monky was always meant to be scuffed...
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>>5426221
idc
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>>5419309
you're a disgrace to emly
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>>5426228
course u dont ur the 1 that scuft him. awwa u seek closure u feel compelt 2 replie cause u seek closure! get bent!
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>>5426246
not him, the monkey
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pronley busy harassing me on YT and junk
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not him the monky , wat? WAT? u d c so it does not matter. how scuffed is this n×gga rite now dude u strait up scuft uda been Betta off clammin up
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>>5426313
you're a broken record, you should be the one clamming up
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>>5426331
projectem 2 da max if yr bein honest w\ yrself
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litterly won't shut up repete 1 word like parrote 'ts yr whole m.o. lol Damm fool
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goodnighy sweat prince
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>>5426407
irrelevant
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>>5426482
'tsrelevant to any "Broken Record" discussion, lemmy tell ya. i say clam up & u parrot it Bacc@me. cloccwork
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how dare i leave the name of a circlejerk meme chat room as "penis scab" and deny another millionth request without a second thought. i deserve a special place in hell for that.
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epic simply epic
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>>5426544
yea DENIE milien time DENIE without consideration DENIE. even in ur 'how dare i' spiel u still come across as a diccwad. windsock, bruce... neither one really had any "LEGS". why u care? ppl knew they were 1 in tha same thru the emly obsession that u coodnt even curtail for ur 'hoyp doyp srs account'. acten like u bein Persecuted & driven outcha homeland or some sh•t talkem bout yr own personal Heck-hole, u made it not me !
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actem like it's sum isolated incident n×gga been baitin me for three years & now it's all wrong cause it came bacc 2 bite em in tha most mild & inconsequential way possible? like 1 time ever? n×gga actem like his fan base is upset or some sh×t , 'me a f×cken break
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numank? there a numank yet? sum1 link meh
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>>5426616
when it comes to personaly attacking me for stupid shit you're a repeat offender
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>>5426633
obviousely mad
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sick of this scuffed mank. dont bring ur baggage to numank isle, thanks
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>>5426645
it's pointless arguing with you
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>>5426652
yea im not triny argue. u want argue. ya i have attakt b4. k. ya k so have u. ya u did stupit sh•t & u get attakt 4 it. 'tsthe lesson bullys were s'posta teach u in middle skewl but u were a damn shadow in the nite that no1 ponly even bothert picken on cause they were afraid u'd scratch their eyes out if provoked. (hoyp doyp assumptions hoyp doyp fanky storie , literal minded oaf...) the 1time ever i refer to is wat hapent in LBG, not any thing else
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>>5426680
shit like what, not changing a channel name? that sure justifies constant attacks on my existance.
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>>5426692
u Kno u are ultra aww rite now, rite? Ultra. Aww overdrive rite about now. not sure why u ignore the overall Trend of how u have Treated me bud. dont go disregarding the Trend. quit it with the Instance. i remember the Instance, in stead it is the Trend, that is Paramount®. u B8 me all the freaking time. ALL !!!!! the time for many months !!! dozens of months ! as Rude as possible as Contrarian as Possible! for wat for REPLIE. for REPLIE for UR amusement. Years of giggles and i cant Tug ur Chain? 'tkinda unholy union is this ?! ~one of my turns starts playing~
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oh does favorite axe mean GUITAR?
never fucken knew it ten years never fucken knew it wow
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>>5426704
i wasnt that bad.
and i didnt wish cancer on your mother and spam hate onto you only to write disturbing yoga pant lewd fanfiction. goddamn scum.
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>>5426711
neither did i urs tho DID I
NEITHER DID I URS, DID I? nope.
as bad as wat, because posting Brosch melville paster silliest fricken thing on the planet worthy of a hearty chuckle, is wat we're talkin about here. that's what crost ur line, 'pparently. get real. yoga panet was funny ass shint lol who care??????? take that over le Experimental Shocc Factor Sixteen splooge - on - ma - t.v. - screen anyday
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>>5426715
yoga pant was disgusting as shit.
you're sick, you'd probably kill someone if you knew FOR SURE that you would never ever ever be found out.
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lbg wasnt it either.
was your sudden flip in the discern.
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>>5426719
[fortune color="#888888" hidden="i mean this dude wants a Rope ill thro em one. there was a side 2 me that was basicly unforgivable, in hindsite. bad sparlen idiet rude sparlen. thats-- if that cood b disappear, wood b disappear. but no more. no more ever now. difern sparlen new good true rite reborn sparlen"]yea any vaguely normy standert of beautie u completely reject i get it ! yoga panet triger u cause sexy normy grils intimidate u. pf pls. it was gross but ruse cade licht it unless u made that picture with the hillary logo on the bottom which im thingken u very well mite've but i think it was rose code either way he got a kick outta it, was all shits and giggles, who ca-ha-haares ! so Bent out of shape , u are[/fortune]
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>>5426724
Flip???? or many flips where i wood say hamert & trigert & brown & u wood kick me?
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I'm honoured to have this drama play out in my personal thread
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Someone get me a ham sandwich
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flip..........................
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HAM SAMMICH
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DOT COM
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>>5426728
wasnt the yoga pants themselves cunt, it was the pasta
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Guys I'm lost give me a quick brownpill on the yoga pants indicent
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVE9u_4YXeM
i actually relate to the smarmy Jew at the beginning of this video, first thirty secs or so, see how he feels Bad like that , is like that feeling of bad that i do have , & even how he says he doesnt actually feel bad @ end of that spiel, its like he cant help himself , is like same with me , i feel like me & madrigal , we got that same Sorta damage , u kno? Jew blood Stone-faced Sociopath damage
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>>5426746
HAH OH. oh ok. yep it was gross. just about as gross as ur Splooge except the vivid imagery cuts further into your core, doesnt it? doesnt aaaaat
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and oh the Knotty Foxcocc is totes fair game rite
cause thats Relevant 2 ur Intrists
'course ~ferusterate lapslap~
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>>5426750
BRA-HA-HA_HAOOOWN pill oh man way 2 Come w/ tha Levity. basicly, .. i Wrote sexey storie bout Lo-Lo doem nasty things to any ol anon that wants 2 imagine himselve on the receiving end of them. nothin taco kid woodnt approve of, and taco kid's a-ok in my book
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>>5426760
not really, the fact that you eviscerate this unremarkable namefig for no good reason and then write a filthy fanfic about the same person is beyond depraved.
>>5426753
reminds me, cant even post STONE face without you getten into my shit
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>>5426771
whoever came up with the taco kid idea was a genius i'll give them that
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>>5426772
Don't let sporklip dictate the way you live you're life!!!!!!
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>>5426768
tsh
people still dont get that fox posting only worked for a while cause it was so over the top and crazy to want to use the foxes beak as a condom for his own asshole while you fuck said asshole and cum thru his mouth impregnating his bum.
then furries started taken it seriously and it got fucken weird.
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>>5426772
oh HA HA HA yes i was going to mention that Aspect of it. thats the ONE ASPECT that made sense 2 me. that i wood turn around & write Sexey lo-lo storie after allegedly saying something rude? apparently? all alleged. but i get it ha. also thers -- thers reasons teher. no reason for Some of the alleged comments 4sure tho, but reasons For milder Critique & so forth
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oh yaay this is part Of convo when u can tell other person Feels a lil better still sniffling mayby or doing that inhale spasm after Weeping, u kno when u would inhale and there wood be a extra spazm of the diaphragm ? is the bodily function that most emcompasses windsor's feeling better Bout his Butt hurt now
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>>5426784
fugof with that vocabulary, cunt
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>>5426784
lol
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>>5426787
words is knowledge
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killed it fuck yeah
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