The Doctor is here to help!

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>>5414937
my anus is bleeding

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>>5414951
Hello friend, the fastest track to fixing rectal bleeding is self respect, apply liberally and at all times

>>5414953
You're a a lot younger than you used to be. What happened?

My boyfriend says that my vagina feels as though something sharp is inside. I don't feel any discomfort personally and I'm not sure if it might really be an issue with his penis.

>>5414961
I think I have sum sick DUBS.
Could you please check'em doc?

>>5414937
I have this swelling between my legs won't go away

i am very sleepy at all times

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>>5414954
The wonders of modern medicine my friend!

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>>5414980
and you even perfected a de-evolution serum!

brava!

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>>5414957
Hello my friend, although i am well versed in many fields i am not a gynecologist, have you by any chance been inserting sharp objects up inside of yourself?

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>>5414961
Sure thing my friend, Oh no it appears that you are in dire need of dubs transplant

>>5414937
doktore i'm gay :(

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>>5414967
While I'm flattered that my patients are flirting with me, it isn't appropriate. All the best!

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>>5414978
Have you tried sleeping your illness off my friend?

I have crippling autism

I am autistically crippled