*blocks you're dryer*

Get off my dryer. I need it to dry my special cat tie for my cat business on the marrow. If I don't do said cat business I will get cat fired and I can't have that.
If I get cat fired I'll have to get a new cat job or I'll be forced to go on cat unemployment for who knows how long. Do you know how hard it is for a cat to get a new cat job to feed his cat wife and cat children? It's very difficult to find a cat job in this cat economy. My degree in cat economics is good by few cat business are in need of a cat economist so I desperately need this cat job.
If I do get fired and don't get a new cat job I'll be forced to go on cat unemployment. That would be catastrophic for me and my family. I would be forced to rub shoulders with cat failures while in the cat unemployment line. I'll become a cat alcoholic and beat my cat wife and cat kids.
So please to avoid any terrible cat consequences get off my cat dryer so I can dry my cat clothes for cat work.

Anonymous 2017-05-19 10:04:52 Post No.5412314
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come on rei... we went over this before please get off my dryer i have to dry stuff jeez. don't you have to go fight aliens or something god just leave me alone right now and go put on some pants for chrissake

Anonymous 2017-05-19 10:17:36 Post No.5412340
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