What kind of girlfriend do you want

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extra crazy

>>5411069
I want a girlfriend(male)

one that exists

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A trap

idk i just i wish i had le gf. pls respond

>>5411115
I'm an emotionally bereft fat alcoholic

hi~ :3

>>5411125
are you biologically a grill

>>5411131
whatever type of creature I am, it's certainly male(male)

>>5411069
ONE THE PUTS ON THE SUCC

shark tooth tomboy gf

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I want a 2hu gf

I want a nervous shut-in fujoshi. Late 20s, virgin, underweight, smelly. Can't even look another person in the eyes.

I want to caress her cheek and look into her eyes and tell her how beautiful she is. I want to kiss her softly and whisper in her ear how she's the only girl for me.

I want to have her sit on my lap and hold her soft body close. I want to feel her tremble, her face turning bright red. The warmth she feels as she realizes that this is really happening, as she feels the reality of my arms around her and the solidity of my form. My maleness accepting her, my warm breath on her pale neck, making her shiver with delight.

I want to slide my hands up her skinnyfat stomach and cup her untouched titties, feeling her hard, hairy nipples poking into my palms. I want to smell the salty stink of her armpits, her arousal wafting from her as she lets out her soft stuttering cries. Her heart doing somersaults when I ask gently if she'd like me to keep going.

I want to sniff her greasy unwashed hair while I peel off her panties. I want to kiss down her neck, down her tummy and thighs, down to her hairy pussy and asshole, teasing her skin with my lips. I want to feel her squirm with pleasure as I kiss and suck her virgin clit, breathing in her musk.

I want to see her looking back at me in anticipation, as I turn her on her belly; her half-lidded gaze as she eagerly lifts her flat, bony ass, her juices streaming down her thighs. I want to wrap my arms around her and hold her tight as I penetrate her for the first time, sinking deep inside her slimy cunt. I want to feel her sloppy pussy quivering as I make her cum again and again, grinding her into the mattress while whispering dirty things in her ear.

I want to cuddle her afterward, stroking her hair, telling her how much i love her. And as she closes her eyes, listening to my heartbeat, for the first time in her life, her self-loathing ebbs, and she finally feels something she's never had before: peace.

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>>5411223
Feels

>>5411069
a super autistic slut

>>5411069
One with good bantz and smugness

>>5411078
Or this with good bantz and smugness

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mfw

>>5411069
One with a penis

i wish you could just walk up to somebody and be like "hey do you want to be my girlfriend" and they could say yes or no and that would be that

>>5411699
well... technically that works

>>5411720
i mean, you and i both know that in practice it's not realistic to do that

>>5411069
hopefully someone with no penis/ someone who never had one
hopefully a bit fucked up in the head but not totally depressed
hopefully smart
thicc ass

>>5411223
this

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the dick girl

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>>5411069
A real one thats not only in my dreams.

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one that will hush hush keep it down now voices carry

>>5411069

like this one

Your fortune: Bad Luck

ha

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5411069
one who has two X chromosomes and no Y chromosomes and was only born with female sex characteristics and still has them.

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>>5411069
A strong, independent, virtuous woman who likes anime/manga, music, and all kinds of arts!

a girl that likes being smelled

>>5411735
(this!)

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>>5411069
A centered responsible adult who's also sarcastic and likes to cut loose.

or a stalker. I think I'd like that.

>>5411069
One who ain't that crazy.

Knobls crazy ass. I love her with all of my being.

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carpal tunnel syndrome

>>5412072
good choice

>>5411223
what else would you do to me

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5412308
foot rubs
neck kisses
love bites
light bondage
nipple sucking
analingus and cunnilingus
handholding
deep kissing
armpit licking
massage
gentle dom
impregnation
head pats

>>5412679
a gentle dom isn't a dom trust me im warrior dick alpha male irl

>>5412680
*gently fugs ur butte*
there there its ok

Hopefully she is a large burning man made from weed and wads of cash

>>5411069
One that is stable and anarchist

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>no fat
>no ugly
>no mean

>>5411133
No replies from original poster lel
It islike you aren't even human

>>5411133
Show me your pathetic little sissy clit, and I'll see how much of a girl I can make of you ;3

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I think this is best girl.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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anime

human.
sorry if my fetish is too weird

>>5413000
That's okay anon nice triples~!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5411223
boener activated

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Good question; lemme think. It's kind of weird to get into specifics, because people aren't a checklist, but I'll try to list some general preferences, starting with the most important one:

She would need to be smart. Not just "I'm an engineer look at me I know how to do PDEs" boring smart, but actively critical of her own beliefs and knowledgeable in both science and the arts. I've only met and hung out extensively with one person who I consider to be really, really smart, and if he had been a chick I would have definitely tried to start a relationship. Also, I'd really like it if she played an instrument so we could jam and make music together.

When it comes to body and age I am a little bit less picky. Younger than 30 and older than 22 would be nice. Tall would be cool, actually, and a bit fit; I would like that. Would be cool to go to the gym or on runs with her.

Personality-wise, I'd like someone that's confident, curious about the world, and open to new experiences. I take in a lot of "weird" art, so it would be a shame not to be able to share that with her. If I ever end up living in a hip and cool location, we could go to art galleries. Also, about a thousand thumbs up if she doesn't talk during movies, because that's so annoying.

This is a bit lewd my apologies but in the bedroom if she was the type to take the lead that would make my heart go "doki doki" as the japs say. I've never been comfortable with physical contact with other people, and as a result I'm really sensitive to it and it spooks me a little and makes it harder to think, so I think the only way for me to be really comfortable in this area is to just let someone else take control of the act.

That's about it. I once talked to a chick that was into puzzles, and I thought that was pretty cool. Also, if she was good at cooking that would be rad because I really enjoy the little cooking that I do, but it's very basic and I'd like to learn more from someone.

I don't know why I wrote all this.

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gimme the beat boys and free my soul


i wanna get lost in your rock and roll

goth style
dark hair
pale

super affectionate, a girl who loves hugs and kisses!

>>5411069
Height: 5ft 5-7in
Weight: 135-150lbs
Hair: Dirty blone or light brown
Eyes: dont care as long as they are not black

Very feminine, preferably have the same interests as me..easy going...likes to do things..not obsessed with her mother.

Funny....needs to be very smart and conservative...that is a must.

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>>5413146
Any time anon

someone with a good moral upbringing, preferrably christian.

but with society being as it is, even i find that too demanding of a requirement. sadly, i can't go any lower.

>>5411069
yes

nice smile beautiful eyes funny laugh super long hair sweet scent adorable mannerisms soft and gentle kind compassionate loves me for who I am healthy with good self esteem peaceful sexy spiritual sees the good in other people and in herself

really just looking for someone who won't break my heart this time

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>>5413723
you sound like you're looking for a boyfriend

looks like a prepubescent girl but is actually a five thousand year old space alien sent to destroy humanity

>>5413732
dont be rude, those are perfectly fine things to want from a gf/wife

One that exists

one with big boobers and no eggs please, deliver her with a full kitchen furniture and some walls as well please. Please, thank you

Please

>>5411223
Lol... wtf.

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>>5413834

>>5411069
hold hands

stinky

a big tiddy gf

>>5414288
those are some big tiddy dubs

>>5413205
Goth babes.

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needy clingy shut-in gf please materialize in my life

i need you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5411755
watch this

>>5411069
a real one

>>5411725
yes it does they just always pick the no option

>>5413142
It's OK I read it.

>>5411069
One who doesn't ask so many questions...

>>5414306
only ones I want

>>5413834
>>5413850

:O)

One that won't try to kill me in my sleep

>>5413956

tru lov

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Trumpu

>>5411069
you

>>5415237
:OOOOO

>>5414849
Well thank god someone did.

one that will actually pay attention to me

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the one i can spend time with

>>5415511
barely visible double double!

>>5411069

one that enjoy silence

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>>5411069
One that will talk to me :'(