ANON! Listen here! Your government is trying out a new brainwave controlling device that will be ruining for the next 24 hours.
If your masturbating right now, STOP. whatever you do DON'T CUM. If you cum within the next 24 hours it will trigger a chemical reaction inside your brain that will make your body rapidly produce testosterone, muscle, fat, and body hair. It will even increase your height a fair bit. All while simultaneity destroying the deep thinking/processing parts of your brain. Leaving you as a big brute, with a simple mind.
I REPEAT: DO. NOT. CUM. or you may end up like this unfortunate fellow.
>>5411011
can you be my gf
>>5411018
depends. are you a good person?
>>5411011
lol.
Your fortune: Average Luck
can you be my gf pls OP? please respond
>>5411011
mfw I just came a few minutes ago
>>5411011
Omg is he fight my champion?
bumping for visibility
>>5411011
hmmmmmm.... I don't like thinking
*takes off pants*
;)
I'm gonna cum to some 2D animu qts before I slepp 2nite
Blue balls
NOO!!!! I ejaculated 10 feet and now I look like this guy! My jaw structure is jutted out and my member grew a scope attachment capable of 200x zoom feature and platinum plated alloy jockey pants, crotch drop extra feature aluminum teeth and 15 pockets and counting on my baggy cargo sweatpants. DO NOT DO WHAT I DID!!!
>>5411011
That's a lie op I just finished playing with myself and made some lunch. Here's a photo of me making a sandwiches, completely normal.
The pic is a russian body builder