Tonight I'm gonna be really thirsty.

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>>5406354
more thirsty than that nasty-ass dollar store wig of yours?

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>>5406361
i was smoking in my breakfast nook and my neighbours ruselel was looking at me i said OI tru story btw

>>5406417
haha great story
I enjoyed imagining you doing that

>>5406417
if you ever decide to do audiobooks, i might even start using audible if someone gives me a subscription 4free

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AINT NOTHIN LIKE FAT PUSSY ON MY DICK WORD TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN DJ QUIK I PLAY HOES LIKE DOMINOES SLAPPIN BONES A.M.G'S ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN MICROPHONE I SLING DICK BITCH NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS

>>5406450
That is straight up gangster my nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhbgbz4xeCw animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises animal noises sometime human and city noises, animal noises animal noises animal noises

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................DAVID BOWIE

Hey dude you still wanna meet up for that brojob?

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>>5406543
ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE TO WASH IT?

>>5406548
Nah bro as long as it's not too dirty it's all good. If it smells or you have dick cheese I'll just jerk you off instead. No gay shit, bro. You ain't gotta impress me.

>>5406572
aright lets go for the handy cuz your mouth is boring the h-eck out of me

i should leave you people alone more often

>>5406575
I can't do it through the computer. Are you in the US?

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I'd like to come and watch.
I'll bring smokes and pizza.

why do all these people want to suck me

>>5406694
they think that being really gay is an epic troll or something but they don't realize that they're mocking the fates, and that destiny has the cruelest sense of humor

>>5406701
WTF I'm literally gay now

>>5406716
Did a djinn cum fire inside of you

>>5406721
I just sucked off an entire Walmart

>>5406735
pretty much the same thing tbh

>>5406694
because your balls contain the elixir of immortality

>>5406765
wtf i love fat catfish faggot now