Egg thread

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lol do you like animeggs

>>5401212
As part of a balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates and proteins

How do you like your eggs?

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Why do Japanese put fortunes underneath their eggs?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>5401216
whats a good lipid?

>>5401209
Don't say the egg word you'll attrackt trannies

>>5401248
i was about to say something, but you know the meme

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>>5401254
I know it, but I still want to hear it from you

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5401269
i was trying to say it, but it sorta slipped and now it no longer is sideways

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>>5401216
wuts a gud lipid

>>5401243
>>5401321
olive oil

Years ago, my father, who has a degree in physics I might add, decided that since we were going sailing for a week that we would need to take some eggs with us and got the brilliant idea to use paraffin wax as a preservative. Paraffin is a petroleum based product. Needless to say, it didn’t go well.

The eggs exploded all over the kitchen and immediately set fire to the stove top. Luckily, we had a chemical extinguisher near by to douse the flames. My father made my sister and me clean up the mess.

Eggs are for bad people.

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>>5401209
fam

>>5401418
eggs r good for you desu.eggs makes a strong man

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egg plant

Egg!

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egg-likes