If Chaika was real do you think she'd want to be my gf?

Definitely

>>5398427
no she would be everyone's cum dumpster slam pig because she's a cock mongling SLUT

>>5398439
Nice job you butthole, you've made me sad. Why do people have to be rude why can't people just be nice on this nice board I don't get it

>>5398427
Anime characters aren't realistic. They cannot exist in the real world as they do in fiction.

And even if they could they would never ever get with a boring, unattractive and socially inept fatty that most waifu poster sadly are.

This is the cruel truth, but you can use it to remember that it is for the better that they stay fiction. That way you avoid the inevitable rejection.

>>5398444
>bu*thole
rude. still checked

>>5398449
This post genuinely made me feel depressed.

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>>5398457
Stop listening to boring normans Anon

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>>5398463
BUT HE'S RIGHT

>>5398427
She's a bit young for dating.

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>>5398449
>>5398464
Wow look at what you've done

>>5398467
now he WOKE

>>5398467
But there is nothing wrong with accepting the truth. If anything it can motivate him to clean up his life.

It's never too late to change for the better.

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>>5398470
What are you doing here norm
Nice Reddit formatting

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>>5398478
Thanks my friend. What is Reddit formatting?

>>5398478

no no no this is reddit formatting

>>5398470
Clean up my life? What do you mean? I'm still going to buy a dakimakura and never talk to girls.

>>5398493
Do you live with your parents? If so wont they think it's weird?

>>5398496
There's no way in hell I'd buy it while I live here, but as soon as I move out I'm going to indulge in the lonely weeb lifestyle.

>>5398502
yeah but if you do it while you live with them then they'll think you have assburgers and will let you live there forever and then you don't have to work and you can just funpost and hug your pillow all day

>>5398502
Well as long as you still have plans of moving out there is still hope for you lad.

>>5398509
I fucking wish. I live with just my dad and he's trying really hard to kick me out. I want to finish college first but he hates me. if I bought a pillow he'd probably commit suicide.
>>5398512
Well it's either that or die homeless.

>>5398517
>if I bought a pillow he'd probably commit suicide.
well then wouldn't you get his house and money and whatever and then you could live out your dreams

>>5398517
I sort of feel bad for your dad. What is your study, can you get a job afterwards?

>>5398520
Studying biology. I can probably get a job with that but idk. I don't really care about the pay as long as I can afford a shitty apartment.

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>>5398444
Cum dumpster slam pig words cant make her, how to enjoy being nice with people but at the same time having fun while reading rude comments and not letting them affect you lern you have to.

>>5398449
what you call reality, only an image created in your mind with informations received by your eyes, ears, nerves etc it = anime girls are real.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5399169
>it
is*

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I'll keep holding on if she does

>>5400343
Literally me

CHAIK