Well, [s4s]? Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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I grab a handsaw and cut off my staircase so it can't get to me.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5398014
What kind of powers do I have in this setting?

Do you:
a. Pet the doggo
b. Feed the doggo
c. Play fetch with the doggo?

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>>5398019
You have a banana, a holy bible, a victorinox® Swiss Army knife and a Waterpistol

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I unsheathe the machete at my side and tell him I have the morale high ground

fortune will tell me how I fare

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5398031
sorry anon :(
anyway ill unsheath my katana
lmoa i actual have katana lel
let see how will do

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>5398034
>dark handsome stranger

>>5398044
nice dubbos
but what happen when meet

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5398044
>>5398034
>>5398045
i meet 2 doggos
1 doggo after doggo lmao

>>5398014
Wonder where the fuck the stairs came from?

>>5398014

pet the doggo :3c

>>5398054
Absolute madman

accept my faith and lie down on the ground

>>5398030
Use bible on water to make it holy. Put holy water in waterpistol. Shoot demon. Eat banana. EZ

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Probably i will down the stairs cos is fucking 03 pm and i will think that fucking shit is my dog look he..... Is .... Fuck ;--;

>>5398014
i seduce the creature with my dicc

>>5398030
Armed with the water gun and the army knife's bottle opener tool I take on the beast in a battle to the death.

>>5398022
d. chek the le dubs

>>5398014
let it yiff me

>>5398014
Dont ave straitrs :'(

>>5398092
9/10

>>5398342
4/10
At least bonus points for being an absolute madman

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>>5398030

I use knife's toothpicke to stab hole in banana.
next
i put banana on the ground at the stairs
drop bible on banana and then WOOSH
the banana sludge is sprayed out in pustulescent strand across the doggo and down the stairs

doggo is very happy at delicious string and goes to eat it but it takes forever because
1 banana = long string

so I take a nice sip of gun water and shut the door I will bring more bananans tomorrow until the dog is tamed and a friend.

>>5398014
My dakimakura(male) is lying naked on bed, waiting to have wild sex with me, doge wont stop me now.
Tennou heika banzai!
*unzips bepis and banzai charge doge*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>5399194
*Charges doge over and over again with my bepis leaking precum*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5399199
oops looks like you leaked some dubs thar pardner

>>5399207
that's bad, I'm not into furry at all and can't afford alimony plus my dakimakura will be mad at me for cheating on her(male)

fuck i was just about to go to bed and i live 2 stairs up alone. Now I'm scarred

lock eyes and fap furiously

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>>5398030
>shove banana up ass
>clench Swiss army knife in teeth
>firmly grip water gun with both hands
ready for battle

>>5399693
who are you quoting?