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What's your story op?

orders are to wait until general tulius arrives

>>5389486
whoops

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5389486
You look like your name is Edward

Your Fortune:
>Be me >wake up at 1:00 pm >pissed myself before I even sat up >clogged the toilet after taking a big fat, smelly shit >1:30 pm >toilet overflows >breaks in four >shit goes all over the floor >feel tingly feeling on my feet >look down >watery, tomato sauce, lookin shit oozes between my toes >holy shit.png >2:00 pm >no more toilet paper >all the towels are in the wash >I look around >finally, my eyes lock onto my cat like an attack helicopter >I grab the cat by the neck and tail, and begin to violently pull it back and forth under my disgusting asshole >my cat then bites the tip of my dick >I then proceed to pull the cat's head clean off its body, in attempts to remove the cat's sharp talons from my dick >I look down, the cat's head is still biting my dick >I begin to scream like Tarzan >I stand in the middle of my bathroom, standing in shit soup, and blood all over the place >finally, I look in the doorway >sister is frozen in shock >I then ask her "Can you get me some toilet paper? I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN

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>>5389486
why the fug do these images always go sideways lol

>>5389543
not even close

>>5389559
Your phone saves all the pictures in the same orientation and then uses exif data to rotate them.
When you post to 4chan the exif gets stripped and along with it the rotation data.

>>5389568
you'reb mom

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5389568
damn i never realized that's why that happens.
shit i knew how to remove the exif shit myself why did 4chan have to cater to retards

>>5389486
Is that renko?

>>5389486

Your fortune: Bad Luck