How to destroy a piano

u can do the same if u kidnap grilles

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>>5388983
Wow, you suck at shitposting. Wow. At SHITPOSTING, anon.

>>5389038
it's shocking how many people on this board are so bad at it
like they didn't even take the classes or anything
what the feck

>>5388983
what to heck is up with that pic ture

the piano finds you repulsive and feels no greater relief than to be away from you
you've concocted this fantasy because of deep unrequited desires for the piano which you refuse to acknowledge
you really need to get past this and move on with your life

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>>5388983
Thank you *so* much for teaching me about the difference between constructive and destructive interference. XD

>>5388983
step 1.) have ur mom step on it
step 2.) lol

>>5389106
hahah i want my mom to step on other things lol

>>5389129
Like, bread?

>>5389144
lik,e you got dubs

>>5389043
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>>5389445
thank you for posting this sheesh everyone read this

>>5389060
ju$t ca$h $taff

y would u want to destroy a piano

>>5389889
Some men just want to watch the world tangerine

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>>5389900
That statement really dithers my data.

Nice double dubs, too!

>>5389445
wrong

>>5390092
prove it