In this string, we are r9k >tfw no gf(male)

Lets raid my mom's twitter d00ds

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grrrrrrrrrrrr i feel like i am the square one here and socety is ROUND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Actually the retards from /r9k/ found that place uncomfortable and came here, what i am trying to say anon is... y-you're retarded, i am sorry to say it but it is the truth and you deserve to know
I wish it didn't have to come to this but it is high time you face the facts, now a days even people who are retarded can live rich and rewarding lives, hang in the champ

>>5388173
FUCK u gaylord homo

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5388179
http://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1494343968660.png
Allow me to play you the song of my people

>>5388183
hey that's my image! give it back!

>>5388187
Auntie told you to share, Auntie! Anon is being a dicky doo doo face again!

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>>5388139
arf arf!

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>>5388195
The plot engorges

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>>5388193
I was! I shared it but he took it and used it without MY permission!

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Haha my self-esteem is rockbottom and I constantly brood over the size of my dick and my height. All women are reprehenisble shallow pigs who only want security and money, I'll just go innawoods and build my own cabin and pretend being lonely works past the age of 24 ^_^

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>>5388204
I was gonna give it back, shes just making stories!

>>5388207
Dude just be yourself. After i years of being a poser I decided to say fuck it and just do/say whatever I want, like to hot emo stranger at party "hey are u courtney love because I want to play with your doll parts". Chicks will slap you 4/5 times, on the fifth they'll be leading you by the hand to a closet for some fun time.

Dude just be you. Exercise, dress normal, and stop spending all day thinking about it. Trust me bro if a loser like me could have a live-in girlfriend after years of pee-jug sperglording, anyone can do it.

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no

>>5388305
but I'm tall and have a big dick it's just I'm ugly and fat haha

get it. juxtapose your r9k answer with more nonsense. RECEPTIVE.

and when you steak forms cracks and the "juice" starts to form you still got like 3 mins left. very amateur mistake!!! let it cook itself

-meatmaster

On 55th day of nofap, i saw a squirrel through my windows and cummed in my pants

update: niggerman(feline) has invaded my realm and is eyeballing my steak. I will now display my dominance and make him FUCK off

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fucking cat you're not entitled to my meatblood

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STOP INHALING THE BLOOD