it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

I'm gonna take a shit then go buy a pack of cigarettes.

>>5384953
truck boys kicked my ass, pee'd in my sink, and smoked my last cigarette

>>5384967
truckboys can suck my dick i leave a trail of strewn out traps in my wake because i am the ALPHA MALE

>>5384969
everyone thinks hypothetically they could take a truck boy in a fight because we want to protect our egos and pride but deep down we all know we're lying to ourselves

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I got home from work it was a normal day like any other day open the door and there they stand the truck boys
After they got done raping my wife then they kicked my ass I apologize for not having more beer in the refrigerator but it did not seem to help.
They pantsed me and stay me out in street.They tied me tree+ left me there.
What could I do they were truck boys.

>>5384977
Wow ain't that the truth
That's like me saying I could beat Mike Tyson up sure it makes me feel good to say it but is it true I don't think so

>>5384994
we all need our coping mechanisms in life

i was just going to the store
the truck boys always do laps on my block when they're bored and have been drinking
i had to walk because i don't have a car
the truck boys pulled up beside me after i was only two houses away from my own
they were hollering and taunting me from the tray of the truck
one of them stood up and undid his fly
i stood still while he pee'd on me and watched as they drove away
i am always grateful for that moment
i've never seen the truck boys be so passive
i was so glad to have escaped unharmed i wasn't even concerned about the pee
i went to the store as planned and ten girls all asked for my number
i must have still been pungent with the scent of the truck boys
no wonder the women couldn't resist me

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl

>>5385062
truck boys kicked my girl and stole my ass

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>>5385027
You got off easy dude real easy

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>>5385217
don't i know it
they caught a friend of mine on the same block
they held him down and skinned his shins with the edge of a 2x4
his girlfriend watched the whole thing with her face in her hands embarrassed
she left him the next day and has been sniffing around the truck boys ever since

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>>5385243
Well it's not fair but who can really blame her after all their truck boys

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>>5385027
Let me give you some advice friend when you get home take a bath with boiling hot water and use bleach your clothes that they pissed on throw those away they did that for a reason they're going to track you they can pick up on that sent from miles away and next time you won't get off so easy

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>>5385268
thanks for the advice
i think you're right
i just smelled diesel and heard a rumbling outside after i realised i left the clothes in my garage
i've locked myself in the bathroom but i keep hearing noises like footsteps moving around my house
i got a friend who lives across the street to send me this photo
i'm too scared to call the cops in case i just make things worse
what do i do here?
i'm fearing for my life right now

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truck boys are op
they need to be nerfed

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Truck boys are far too extreme now days

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we need to right a survival guide about truck boy so that other's may walk away as we have.

>>5385355
>>5385377
good doubles

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>>5384951

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how can regular guys compete?
every girl who has a bf and isn't with a truck boy has settled for less than her desires and will likely leave for one if the opportunity arises
sure you can get a girl but that just means the truck boys didn't want her and how do you know she's faithful if you do?
you could end up with someone else's kids for 18 years
the truck boys are too strong
something needs to be done to level the playing field

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>>5385287
Your best bet is to go to the fetal position keep all the lights turned off and keep quiet if they come in just let them beat on you and hope hope they don't kill you it's about all you can really do after all their truck boys
Whatever you do don't let them haul you away in the tray of their truck if they do that you're fucked

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>>5385453

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my girl cheated on me with a truck boy
i couldn't break up with her because i still loved her
she said we should be in an open relationship
now she sleeps with him and relies on me for cash and a place to crash
the truck boy turned up at my house yesterday without her and started eating food out of the fridge and asked to borrow some money
i couldn't understand what he was saying but he ended every sentence with 'kid' and punched me in the arm playfully
it really hurt and it was way too hard for a friendly punch in my opinion
i'm pretty sure he thinks i'm still a young teenager and he's banging my sister or else he'd have probably kicked my ass
truck boys are officially the worst

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>>5385507
followed your advice and am safe now
will burn those clothes asap
that was by far my most intimidating truck boy experience to date

What if the truck boys find our thread?!?!!?!?!?!"!"!"!"!"!"!"?

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>>5385656
TOO LATE MOTHERFUCKER

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>>5385558

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>>5385589
You did the smart thing and remember just go to the fetal position and let them do what they want if you fight back they will tie you down spread eagle and take turns kicking you in the balls until you're throwing up blood after that it's going to be a beer bottle up the ass trust me your best stuff to just let them have their fun and leave

this is one of the least funny things that has ever been on [s4s]

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>>5385671
woah man that sounds like absolute torture
you're preaching to the choir though
i know truck boys are ruthless
you wouldn't believe how many girls i've handed to them
i'm like tindr for the truck boys

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>>5385665